Faxes......

climaxer

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize that you are 64 years old, and I have certain needs
which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as
a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that
by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
18-year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for
him
that read as follows:

Dear Husband:

You, too, are 64 years old and by the time you receive this letter,
I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year old pool boy. Since you
are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 64 more times
than 64 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up.
Your Wife

Jim

Ho ho!
Can't get enough of them math jokes.

fletch

I feel so sad for laughin but its actually a gud un