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Choclate mathematics

  • 23-09-2004 6:38pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,264 ✭✭✭


    Ym friend sent me this via email the other day, and it's really coll how it works!

    > > > > CHOCOLATE MATHEMATICS
    > > > > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
    > > > > It takes less than a minute.......
    > > > > Work this out as you read.
    > > > > Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked
    > > > > it out! This is not one of those waste of time things,
    > > > > It's fun.
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
    > >to
    > > >have chocolate. (try for more than once but less than 10)
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > 3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > 4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the
    > > > > calculator................
    > > > >
    > > > > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year
    > > > > add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 .....
    > > > >
    > > > > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were
    > > > > born.
    > > > >
    > > > > You should have a three digit number.
    > > > >
    > > > > The first digit of this was your original number
    > > > > (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each
    > > > > week).
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > The next two numbers are ........
    > > > >
    > > > > YOUR AGE! ~ ( Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )
    > > > >
    > > > > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE
    IT
    > > >LASTS.
    > > > >


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,264 ✭✭✭JBoyle4eva


    Just wnna add a comment about the lst part i'm pretty sure it might wokr in 2005, but I'll try it then and see if it does work still!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    He's a witch! Burn him!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,264 ✭✭✭JBoyle4eva


    Stark wrote:
    He's a witch! Burn him!

    Don't accuse me of being a witch :p , blame ths chain email I was sent!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    I wonder who actually works out the maths behind these!!
    Shame on them whoever they may be!

    {EDIT} /awaits smart comment from a maths nerd on the simplicity of it :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    very good, it gave me my correct age and choco habit :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    gurramok wrote:
    very good, it gave me my correct age and choco habit :)
    excellent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,036 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    As if chocolate 9 times a week would satisfy me :rolleyes: Try 9 times a day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 761 ✭✭✭PrecariousNuts


    You end up with 100x + 2003/4 subtracting the year you were born will obviously give your age and as long as you don't pick 10+ you will always end up with a 3 digit number.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    You end up with 100x + 2003/4 subtracting the year you were born will obviously give your age and as long as you don't pick 10+ you will always end up with a 3 digit number.
    theres always one :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    Didn't work for me. Perhaps doing it in my head was not the best course of action.

    Was off by 10 years. Pah!


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 17,994 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    You end up with 100x + 2003/4 subtracting the year you were born will obviously give your age and as long as you don't pick 10+ you will always end up with a 3 digit number.
    Got there before me :D There was a similiar one one humour before, if not the same, and I remember that's how it works. Damn being older ruins all the fun...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,194 ✭✭✭Corruptedmorals


    Thats so cool


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    There are plenty of these things lying around, mathamaticians with too much spare time I guess :S

    Even with a quick look at the numbers and the insructions you should be able to see that your results is "lead" along a certain path.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    woosaysdan wrote:
    theres always one :D

    I still think we should still burn the original poster, its nearly halloween after all :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65,749 ✭✭✭✭unkel
    Chauffe, Marcel, chauffe!


    Doesn't work for me. Then again, I turned 100 last week :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,053 ✭✭✭✭tk123


    Wooooooooooooooooo :cool: :cool: :cool: I sent it to my friend and she sent it on to a bunch of people but changed choc to sex! :p:p:p


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