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Being John Malocvich

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  • 11-03-2000 5:19pm
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    Subscribers Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭


    First off: Wow.

    This is one of the strangest films I have seen in a long long time. The basic story is that a puppeteer finds a portal into John Malocvichs head and can see, feel and hear everything he can.

    It took me about 20 minutes that Carmon Diaz was in the film - she looked beat down (which re-enforces my view that most so called beautiful women are only beautiful 'cause they have access to better hairdressers, makeup and clothes).

    This is a film that you are going to have to have your brain on for but it is well worth it.

    Draco


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    saw the ad for it, an it looks amazingly bizzare, hehe, brilliant, lol
    its very arty-f4rty, but in a great way

    also i think john cusack is simply sh!t cool, hes brill.
    i was looking forward to seeing it, but now im aching ro see it,
    hehe
    smile.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭Hecate


    hmm...wheres it on?, didnt see it in any of the listings.


  • Subscribers Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭Draco


    It was an Irish Times preview. It's out next week I think.

    Draco


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Excelsior


    Made by Michael Stipe's movie company c-00 movies.
    Just to let ya'al know like.

    We are superfriends
    Super friends are we




    [This message has been edited by Excelsior (edited 13-03-2000).]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    This was absolutely fantastic!! The central plot device - the portal into Malcovich's head, works brilliantly - and the script is absolutely hilarious. Most original thing I've seen in years - give your brain a treat and go see it smile.gif


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Excelsior


    "Oh!, it is ever so lonely here in my indecipherable tower of speech impedimency"

    This movie is so good, it almost makes you enjoy watching Charlie Sheen.
    Go to see it. I'll pay. This movie has to be seen.
    Shame on Virgin for not listing it. Shame. SHAME ON THY!!!
    if robot house got a hold of them....

    We are superfriends
    Super friends are we




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    is charlie sheen in it??????????


  • Registered Users Posts: 842 ✭✭✭the celtic tiger


    Excelsior, could you please refrain from using my...."Shame, shame on thy!" bit. I don't have many things to say ever and this is definitely one i want to keep.

    COMPRENDE?????

    tct

    eek.gif




    And with that I stand down as leader of this ancient and very sacred society. I just hope you will treat your new leader with as much love and respect as you have shown me. I bid thee farewell.
    thank you


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭Hecate


    well that was excellent smile.gif

    first time I've ever seen a film made about a present day acting figure.

    now if I can just find that portal into a bank manager's head... smile.gif



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Excelsior


    Shame, shame on thy to think that it is yours.

    We are superfriends
    Super friends are we




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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Someone at work saw it last night. She said it was the best thing she's seen in ages. Must go smile.gif



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    http://homepage.eircom.net/~davitt


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭Hecate


    The Dvd (region 1), is coming out on the 2nd April, must add it to the list smile.gif


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I just saw the film last night - rox smile.gif

    YOU MUST GO AND SEE IT NOW!!!



    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    http://homepage.eircom.net/~davitt


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,148 ✭✭✭_CreeD_


    Saw it on the plane on the way over, and wasn't that impressed. Actually, no, I was impressed but didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would.
    The idea was excellent, it's got some great touches, but it just all rushed along and got a wee bit lost. The film equivalent of someone trying to speed-speak a great idea because they're afraid it'll lose your attention if it takes too long.

    Then again little plane screens are not the best places to enjoy a movie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Sorry to be the voice of dissent (again), but I thought it was too long, boring, not very funny at all (I laughed only once during it, at the "Shut up you overrated sack of sh1t!" line) and generally tried too hard to be arty and different, ending up not being very entertaining.

    Yes, it's something that hasn't been done before. Then again, maybe it wasn't done before for a good reason....

    Go see The Insider instead - excellent film, a little long, but very, very entertaining and quite thought provoking.

    Ja,
    Rob

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    [EED]Shinji -=*=- shinji@electricdeath.com
    Site Editor, http://www.utsystem.co.uk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    I'm sorry Rob but you're entirely wrong there :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Pah, we both know that's impossible Conor wink.gif

    --
    [EED]Shinji -=*=- shinji@electricdeath.com
    Site Editor, http://www.utsystem.co.uk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Excelsior


    i said, "it rocks",
    and I'm afraid that if i said it, it's probably right

    It is so lonely here in my indecipherable tower of speech impedimency


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭kayos


    Well saw this last night and it rocked the wierdest idea ever well done and well put together. What the *&^% happend Miss Diaz good god if I didn't know her voice or see her with her hair up know way would I have know it was her so I have to agree with Draco on that one. Well worth seeing.

    Kayos


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