Why did the baker have smelly fingers ?

yossarin · 27-09-2004 9:14am #1

because he needed a poo.

//kid friendly, but still funneh.

Maximilian · 27-09-2004 3:01pm

10 load "deathly silence"
20 load "solitary dog barking in the distance"
30 load "tumbleweed"
40 goto 10
RUN

seamus · 27-09-2004 3:07pm

I thought it was good. After I got it.

FX Meister · 27-09-2004 3:18pm

Care to break it down for us?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 27-09-2004 3:19pm

oh god
yeah, it clicked

Verdammt · 27-09-2004 3:23pm

I'd really appreciate a break down !!! I really don't get it.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 27-09-2004 3:30pm

have you ever heard the joke about the baker "Kneading" the dough?

now what would happen to someone who "kneads" a piece of ****e?

Verdammt · 27-09-2004 3:33pm

Mordeth wrote:

have you ever heard the joke about the baker "Kneading" the dough?

now what would happen to someone who "kneads" a piece of ****e?

Sorry, you've completly lost me now

fragile · 27-09-2004 3:33pm

Oh sweet mother of god, it just clicked.....thats just wrong yossarin

Hagar · 27-09-2004 3:33pm

Confucious say "Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger"

dublinario · 27-09-2004 3:37pm

Maximilian wrote:

10 load "deathly silence"
20 load "solitary dog barking in the distance"
30 load "tumbleweed"
40 goto 10
RUN

I'm curious Maximilian, do you genuinely believe that the best way to 'diss' Yossarin is by putting up what is, without a doubt, the nerdiest, geeky message ever seen on boards.ie?

FX Meister · 27-09-2004 4:20pm

The penny just dropped, thanks for the help

smoke.me.a.kipper · 27-09-2004 4:30pm

confused face
*penny drops*
hilarity ensues

Stark · 27-09-2004 4:36pm

Ah yes penny's just dropped for me now (thought it was never going to happen).

It's a homonym pun - "needed" sounds like "kneaded".

Verdammt · 27-09-2004 4:47pm

Stark wrote:

Ah yes penny's just dropped for me now (thought it was never going to happen).

It's a homonym pun - "needed" sounds like "kneaded".

Oh, I get it now.

Thanks Stark

Maximilian · 27-09-2004 6:01pm

dublinario wrote:

I'm curious Maximilian, do you genuinely believe that the best way to 'diss' Yossarin is by putting up what is, without a doubt, the nerdiest, geeky message ever seen on boards.ie?

It was my admittedly poor homage to BASIC. Its about as much as I know about programming. If that's the geekiest thing you've ever seen, congrats are due on figuring out how to turn on your PC. I'm sure you'd be even more stunned if you asked some punter on the Comp forums to dis the guy in C++ or something. So run off & play with your Bouzoki now 'lil fella. Good luck with the Minstrel training and all.

garthv · 27-09-2004 6:10pm

man,the joke is pointless when you have to explain it....

Cake Fiend · 27-09-2004 6:12pm

The penny spent

MrNuked · 27-09-2004 7:07pm

i thought it was funnier before i got it...

EKRIUQ · 27-09-2004 7:47pm

jesus that wasn't worth th time clicking

kmart6 · 27-09-2004 10:14pm

TIPPTOP wrote:

jesus that wasn't worth th time clicking

I agree fully

simu · 28-09-2004 12:21am

I laughed... eventually.

It would have been better to put "kneaded" rather than "needed" in the original.

Good work all the same!

TomTom · 28-09-2004 3:58am

it took me ages to get but eventualy moredeths explination got me there. HA

yossarin · 28-09-2004 8:31am

simu wrote:

It would have been better to put "kneaded" rather than "needed" in the original.

I though it'd be too obvious somehow if i did that...

edit: whoever gave me the negative rep with the explanation:
>> **** joke, I don't even get it. you're a spa

the neg rep - fair enough, but "spa" ? what are you, 12 ?
mhhhhhhuuuummmmmm !

Why did the baker have smelly fingers ?

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