Pearly Gates

Iago

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates, and are comparing
stories on how they had died. First woman: "I froze to death."
Second woman: "You froze to death -- how horrible!"

First woman: "Well, it wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"

Second woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV."

First woman: "So what happened?"

Second woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there some
where, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the
attic and searched and down to the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

First woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both
still be alive.....