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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club....

  • 27-09-2004 5:40pm
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
    only €1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "€60,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking €950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer €900,000"
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later. I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


Comments

  • #2
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Hang on, if it wasn't his phone, how did his wife get that number?


  • #3
    the_syco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,302 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Maximilian wrote:
    Hang on, if it wasn't his phone, how did his wife get that number?
    It wasn't his phone, nor his wife ;)


  • #4
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭kleefarr


    the_syco wrote:
    It wasn't his phone, nor his wife ;)

    Thanks for explaining that. ;)


  • #5
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Gud'un


  • #6
    mad m
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭mad m


    I thought it was that joke i heard were at ending of joke were she has asked for all the above she then says,"hunny i want a divorce and he said Fcuk that much"


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  • #7
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    the_syco wrote:
    It wasn't his phone, nor his wife ;)

    lol - I know. Sheesh.


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