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Who to eat?

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  • 28-09-2004 8:58pm
    #1
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭


    Alright this question got started at session 2. i cant remember how though. If you were on a desert island who would you eat

    Who would you eat? 18 votes

    Me
    0%
    Small Aine
    50%
    It wasn't me!mentalimplosionRaphaeltwirly spongeStephen FordelucernariandoonothingbriandarezmuterhannahC 9 votes
    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    50%
    LiquoricePeterfingUndergodPisteemptyspoondavethetruckerHugh HefnerpinkpimpMatthewthebig 9 votes


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    It wasn't me!
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    Small Aine
    I'm going to say you Matt. I could live off you for longer than either of the other two.


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    Shiney
    Registered Users Posts: 367 ✭✭Shiney


    I voted Eamonn cause he was in my class.
    the things around his wrists were for his science show. he was red and white blood cells. his show was funny. he attacked Michael and James.


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    mentalimplosion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭mentalimplosion


    Small Aine
    although áine would taste better, there's more of matt. so matt it is.


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    Piste
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    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Matt........


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    Awayindahils
    Registered Users Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Awayindahils


    you couldnt eat alexei (eamon for those who didnt do rusisan) he's all scrawny.

    and what if they decided to eat you- persumably they'd have to be there too


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    Hugh Hefner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭Hugh Hefner


    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    I say small Aine because I'm a slave to the Small Aine Industrial Complex, like all of you will be.


    BWABWABWABHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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    davethetrucker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭davethetrucker


    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    aine! as she is full of nicoteen................mmmhh


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    pinkpimp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    Matt'd be more like a horse, where Aine would be more tender. I dont like horse, and i do like lamb, so, seeing as i havent a clue who the other bloke is, im gonna say aine.


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    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Small Aine
    Hmm, Aine has a whole lot of nicotine in her, so there is a definate risk of addiction.

    As for Eamonn......I broke his collar bone already, eating him as well might be a bit much

    Matt julienne anyone?


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    Undergod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    Hmmm... according to cannibals, the tastiest part of the human body is the female forearm. Considering other uses of the person, Matt could wrestle sharks up onto the shore. Then we climb up tree to escape big trashing shark, wait for it to die, then eat the shark.
    Assuming that's off the point, I think a girl just cause forearms taste nice.


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    ILikeCheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭ILikeCheese


    I can't comment on this cos nobody seems to want to eat me! Too scrawny Hils? You can hardly...Oh wait yeah. And person who doesn't know me, you suck!


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    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    eh, I'd rather not eat people.
    Thanks all the same.
    But I'm letting you all live, I think thats pretty damn nice of me. ;)


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    mentalimplosion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭mentalimplosion


    Small Aine
    actually, i'm now vegematarian so no meat for me


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    Raphael
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    Small Aine
    I'm not eating you out of guilt eamonn, after the park incident....


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    Barry Aldwell
    Registered Users Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    It isn't a case of who you eat: It's who you eat first


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    davethetrucker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭davethetrucker


    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    mentalimplosion wrote:
    actually, i'm now vegematarian so no meat for me


    just for talks sake, what would you do if i said eat this lamb or i will kill a baby lamb?


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    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Small Aine
    I think Ana's a vegetarian due to Super Size me....so she wouldn't care


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    mentalimplosion
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    Small Aine
    ohmygod, HOW did you find that one out. and yes, i'm a vegematarian for health reasons, not animal reasons. i don't even like animals.


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    Barry Aldwell
    Registered Users Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    "The Artillery Corps - blowing up hillsides and any sheep that get in our way since 1948*"

    * It's happened, but it was an accident, and most people involved felt quite bad about it. Though they tend to serve mutton the day after range practice. Funny that


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    #21
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Are you in the fca by any chance barry?


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    #22
    Barry Aldwell
    Registered Users Posts: 1,738 ✭✭✭Barry Aldwell


    I am. I decided to learn about military life by experiencing it, rather than reading books about it and sticking a load of quotes vaguely related to it in my signature. In fact, the one quote that I've heard that best captures what life is really like in the military is "Take your plastic bag out of it's plastic bag, and it had better be laminated!"


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    #23
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    never a truer word spoken!


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    #24
    Liquorice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 849 ✭✭✭Liquorice


    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    I'm winning \o/
    Under the stairs it was Matt, though. More of him. Taste matters not while stranded and starving. Unless you're not stranded, but a cannibalistic connoisseur. Then I think Eamonn may taste the best.

    Anyway...this is the pointless crap that clogs up the board but schmeh.


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    #25
    Sunstorm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭Sunstorm


    Matt. There's more of him and Aine smokes so I may get addicted to nicotine.


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    #26
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    I seem to have some tendency to clog up the board. Look at what i started with the song tag for dogs sake


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    #27
    lucernarian
    Registered Users Posts: 9,235 ✭✭✭lucernarian


    Small Aine
    Sorry Áine, but Matt would be more sustaining


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    #28
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    Mwhahaha We're even again. I might be eaten go me


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    #29
    pinkpimp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    Eamon with the things on his wrists
    Its tight.


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    twirly sponge
    Registered Users Posts: 149 ✭✭twirly sponge


    Small Aine
    Ooh I remember this starting under the stairs, I've got a picture of the three of ye that I'll post later, then people who don't know ye will be able to judge properly..... Matt looks really scary in the picture....

    Anyway I think I picked Matt that day and I'll pick Matt again cos there's more of him.


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