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30-09-2004 8:37pm#1
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Yes! That's right! YOU TWO COULD HAVE A MONTY PYTHON AVATAR! Be the wit of your forum as you WALK AROUND STRANGELY pointing at your avatar while saying FLIBALIBALIB. Compare cheese shop routines while feeling COMPLETELY SUPERIOR to all the non custom avatar wearing FREAKS while they drool on your shoes in paralized jealous rages.
AND THAT'S NOT ALL! You'll get the chance to fit some funny or HAIL IKTHOR into your tag line. Neatly centred below your optional custom AVATAR OF JOY it can either compliment or contrast THE WONDER THAT IS OF YOUR OWN CHOOSING neatly.
Of course boards.ie wouldn't be the GOAT SACRAFICING PYSCHOPATHS THAT KILL WITH A SINGLE GLAZE without giving you, the valued golden sheep a little more honey. THAT'S RIGHT HONEY'S! DA JOURNAL BE IN DA HOUSE! And it be all about the bling. Hell yeah. Dey bring it large.
We're talking about a portal between YOUR BRANE AND THE WORLD HERE! A portal that you can customise only SLIGHTLY LESS HARDER THAN POSTING A POST LIKE THIS! A gateway in which you can pour whatever you choose into it. WITHOUT ANY MODERATORS!* SAY WHAT THE HELL YOU LIKE! ** BE WHOEVER YOU WANT TO BE!***
In simple laymans terms, the ipod has nothing on this shizzle, you know that all the cool people have journals, only people who get laid could possibly vent enough to write a journal. Don't you want to get laid?
Jesus may be four years late, but the new journals are right on time.
Of course you think that's it. That's all. El fin. BUT NO! THERE'S STILL MORE CHOOSINGS TO CHOOSE FROM! GET DOWN ON YOUR PATHETHIC MORTAL KNEES AND PAY HUMBER REVERENCE TO IKTHOR AND THE 2D PARADISE OF THE PHOTOPOST. Lovingly incased in a complex but featureful software cocoon it will bring the best kind of joy there is yet. The joy of enforced slideshow parties HAS HAD INTERCOURSE WITH THE POWER OF THE INTERWEB TO BRING YOU THE JOY of publishing pictures of you and your mates when your drunk and look LIKE COMPLETE TOSSERS!
Lesser joys include sharing pictures in in-expensive ways with close members of families in a kind of communal heaven that Karl Marx could not have fantasized long enough to fapped to. Deep. Communual. Joy.
PAY NO MONEY NOW! OUR HARDWORKING[edit by Q]law abiding, mostly non-smoking[/edit] ING ADMINS are still hard at labour, tweaking, hax0ring, cloning and fondling, ever fondling, THESE ITEMS OF EXTREMELY HIGHLY DANDEROUSLY JOYFUL PACKAGES but when they're complete, you won't just read it, you'll feel it, you'll smell it, you'll hear it in the pub, you'll begin to find yourself getting very very happy and you'll reach into your pocket and pay the nice man while looking at this:
When you awake you will remember nothing except tell your spouse/parents/robot overlord you spent the money on donkey pr0n.
*No moderators, just Admins
**Terms and conditions apply
***Within the limits of social integration, self-survival and most of the laws of physics
****There was no fourth thing marked with asterisks. What the hell is going on in this post? Where's my agent? Is this thing is still...
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I keep clicking and clicking and nothing's happening. Fix it, quick! I want to pay the nice man...doodle_sketch wrote:
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