annoying middle names

BlitzKrieg

Just curious

does anyone here have those really irratating middle names your family puts onto you??

and dont u h8 when u get your leaving or junior cert registation form thing (to say wha subjects your doing) that it says your full name and everyone sees it:


If so

join me


my full sig is........

Connla Padrig Seamus Peader Lyons


yess tha is right a father who loves Irish gave me a near 100% irish title

anyone else have irratating middle names?

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People of the Boards

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Manach

No, afraid not.
In fact my parents just gave me a first and surname, that's it.
Still I collected a fair number of nicknames, some even printable.

Victor

One of the lads in school was Micheal Mary Murphy. Poor soul. Another guy was called Val (then we found it was really Valentine).

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Lucy_la_morte

I like my middle name, more so than my forename. Hayley Alexandrá Thomson.

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Lenny

I don't mind mine really,
yea don't really need your middle name anyway
but mines
Sean Matthew Leonard.

Dont be at yourself

Brendan Joseph Patrick Tinnelly

nothing to complain about really

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BlitzKrieg

Lucky B*sterds such normal middle names have u ever tried saying mine fast i remember when i'm in school and this topic comes up everyone says their full name and when it coems to me its like i'm reciting irish poetry or something ahh. I'm not even sure wha my name means. Its meant to be illegitamete son of fionn or something

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People of the Boards

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bugler

Middle names....mine is ok.My first name is very very wrong for me.It really is.It means something that is just not right for me, though my second name does me more justice. Apparently it stands for more accurate qualities(according to my plaque/scroll) than the 1st name.

sceptre

I used be the only guy in my class who didn't have a middle name. bit annoying when you're thinking "bloody hell they gave me a diddlee-eye first name and not even a middle name to fall back on". In retrospect, what would I do with a middle name. No-one else in my family had a middle name either.

"First name?" "Seamus"
"And you're baptismal name?" "My what?"
"Your baptismal name." "Hah"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise..." "No, I was baptised, not that it's any of your business, I just don't have a second name"
"Oh, right ho, then"

BlitzKrieg

LOL scep your middle of my name hehe


but still tha must have made u augh when they say tha?


consider yourself abit luckier i get the same look from everyone when i say my name.

and its as bad when i say only the 1st try pronouncing Connla i mean everytime i meet someone they spend 4 minutes trying to say it right and then give up.


"i think tha is why jag just calls me Blitz"

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entropi

well at least you have Irish in you're names, mine is allenglish FFS it's Darren John Paul Bowes..yes Bowes, the queen bítch's family name.....I HATE IT.

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entropi

one of my mates has {emmanuel} as his middle name though

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Bard

Mine's plain and boring... Niall David Philip O'Keeffe - I should probably renounce the 'baptismal' and 'confirmational' names though, as I'm hardly a true member of that church which conferred them on me...

However ... I do know someone with an annoying middle name - me own mum and that name is ... PIUS (after Pope Pius VI, I believe).

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Bard

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The Sweeper

Back in the early days of my university career, I realised you could ID people who were using internal email... so I went browsing around my class and discovered one poor schmuck whose name was Joseph had been burdened with the middle name, wait for it,

Camillus

Well naturally I shared this information and it ended up sticking, to this day he is known by his pals as Joe Cam.

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The Pinky

Richard Thomas James Ward writes.....

Where I grew up (Loughrea Co. Galway) I knew a guy called Terence McGlynn who everyone thought was cool, until they founf out his middle name..... CORNELIUS. Speaking of that name, remember that ****e cartoon that used to be on at eleven in the morning called Ulysesses??? That had a bucko by the name of Cornelius.

I reckon parents give children bad names so that they can laugh at something when the child in question gets older and starts to annoy the parents

We all had a friend in school who had a hidden secret...., he thought he got away, but when they put up his full name for the leaving cert, his plan was rumbled... his name was STANISLAUS Burke, or just Stan to his mates.

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Narf!!!

PHB

David Chris Micheal Thomas Patrich Walker

I used to ****ing 0wn that red letter game thingy.

BlitzKrieg

Well well well... Latin and Irish names cause the bigges problems by the looks of things and too think i was alone.

just to add my sisters name is Cliodhna (pronounced clean -a) simple if u hear someone say it a pain when reading

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People of the Boards

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Puck

My middle name is Joseph and my confirmation name is Patrick (I don't count that though).

You might not think that Joseph is too bad but on some forms I have to use my full name :
John Joseph O'Donnell

Yes that's right my name is John Joe!

As a result it now says John Joe on all my college IDs and letters they address to me.

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John (yes THE John!)
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Illkillya

no americans can pronounce Cathal

klong

Me: kieran michael colman costello
my mum: mary rosarie murray (maiden name, obviously)
And i think mine are bad!
Aloysious, Pius etc. are definetely the worst, in my humble opinion

ThrAx

my weird name is

Séadna Ciaran Smallwood

my confirmation name is Liam

Séadna is pronounced as shane-a its irish and also the modern version of setanta which was cú Chullain's original name before he was renamed by that guy who's dog died due to a hurling accident.

smallwood is an english name though, my grandad was english, from yorkshire

and ciaran is the name of my dads friend who died in a motorcycle accident

oh and i know a guy whos middle name is valentine, and he liks firstyears in secondary school

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smoke.me.a.kipper

i got timothy. im ciaran timothy jenkins. for those who care.

klong

ThrAx, i know just how you feel.
Four years ago, i was on a schools radio quiz. On my team was a gut named Seadhna, and the quiz master kept on calling him Sheena. Seadhna got very ****ed off, as you can imagine.

Shiminay

Davitt John Peter Waldron

Baptism and Confirmation names (but I never use them any more) - I'm grand.

It's my first name that's a problem - Davitt.

y'see, Michael Davitt is an ancestor of mine, so there's loads of Michaels and Michelles in the family, so Mam decided on something different.
It's grand, I like the name, but so many people just say David without even looking at it and that wrecks my head. A teacher in school used to call me Emmet until I spend 5 minutes bollicking him about not being able to do something as simple as get my name right.

Here's a weird one for y'all...

My Mum is Catherine Frances Forde. Everyone calls her Frankie and always has done - it's amusing to think that no one bothers with her first name at all!
She's put it to use and her "stage name" is Frankie Forde Waldron (she's a musician) - it sounds good, but it's always puzzled me. Her dad started it off by calling her Frankie when she was a baby and so everyone followed his lead.

That happen to any of you?

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Steven

No one outside of my immediate family knows my middle names. I have two of them in case it was difficult to make up insulting nicknames about one of them

CriminallyInsane

Kevin Edward Luke Thompson

Jesus, apart from "Kevin", I have the snobbiest name there is, I HATE IT.

Why oh why did I pick Luke as my confirmation name? Why do I even have a confirmation name? I DONT EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD

Anyone think that I should drop the Kevin and go as Eddie?

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The Corinthian

Try growing up with this yoke for a name:

**** Finnian Luca Alessandro Benedetti dei Setti di Forlí

(the 'Finnian' is 'cos me mummy is Irish )

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BlitzKrieg

I have to thank you people i dont feel so depressed about my name anymore everyone has problems ith their names and after the last one i must thank you

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Lump

John Michael Joesph James Loughman.

John

Dre "AS IN" Dray .

As In !!! What was my mother thinking .

The Corinthian

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BlitzKrieg:
I have to thank you people i dont feel so depressed about my name anymore everyone has problems ith their names and after the last one i must thank you</font>

If you want to feel better about your name, just be glad that you’re not an Italian or German born during or just before WWII.

Some of the more popular names of the period are a bit embarrassing now

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Littletinyman

Patrick Miles Lucy.

Weh.

Neil3030

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> originally posted by Blitzkrieg
my full sig is........

Connla Padrig Seamus Peader Lyons
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oh my gawd.

Kastro

John Alan Roche..
thats me.
nothin to bad with that.

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i know a guy that writes (graffiti)
he tags "mag" its short for his first name..
"Magnis" (little toy) the rest of his name is un pronucible..! he has about 8 diffrent parts to his name.. none of them easy to say!

BlitzKrieg

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Neil3030:

oh my gawd.</font>

see

very Irish name

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Karl Hungus

Kenneth Micheal John Cronin

adnans

i dont have a middle name, my surname alone will confuse the hell out of anyone though.

causevic!!

Jimi-Spandex

have a laugh at this one

Ruairi Padraic Xavier de Burca

twood be alright if i could drop the first two

leeroybrown

Mine is simply Joseph. No problems there.

Friends have the following middle names:

Hubert (Really got a good laugh on the Exam list - and was henceforth called Pubert)

Levi (Biblical referance)

Stanlislaus (My grandfather - he was known as Stanley)

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Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Mine's hardly a typical European one, as most of my family don't originate from there, but here it is:

Govind Jnamejaya Sri Ram

And if you're wondering how to pronounce my middle name, I'll explain it if any of us happened to meet in person.

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Kix

Kieran Laurence Gerard Coughlan



Grandfather's names. "Laurence" usually leads to "of Arabia" leads to "was fond of little Turkish boys' bottoms".

Not an association I relish, I must admit.

Still, at least I got the formal versions. I would hate even more to be:

Kieran Larry Gerry Coughlan

YIKES!

kayos

hmm Kealan Peter Patrick Murphy so I kinda got off kinda easy on the middle names part but my first one is a bit of a bugger as its a girls name as well (different sp). I remember once ringing someone who had a sister called Kealan the conversation went something like follows when Keelan answered

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Me: Hi Can I talk to <Name> please
Girl on Phone: Sure who can I say is calling?
Me: Kealan
Girl on Phone: No really whos calling
Me: Kealan
Girl on Phone: Stop taking the ****, I'm Keelan
Me: But..
end of phone call she hung up
</font>

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kayos

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Shinji

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Patrick Miles Lucy.</font>

Clearly cheating, as you have three first names and no surname.

Made up for by welsh people like Ryan Giggs, who has two surnames and no first name.

"Govind", eh Occy? Oddly enough I was wondering what your real name was the other day and thinking you'd probably told me and I'd just forgotten... Nah... I'd have remembered that

Personally:

Robert Andrew Patrick Fahey

Relatively normal names all, but I make up for it by being odd in person

Shiminay

No offence Occy, but I'll stick with Bob

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All the best!
Dav
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So Bob Hoskins was about to roll a spliff when in walks Dana with her 3 foot Bong
[honey i] violated [the kids]
When the Beefy King arrives, I shall be paying homage with Puunack The Receiver in a haze of green curry.

partyman28

I got an ivan in there somewhere!!!

longboarder111

I got Eugene, after my dad. Could have been worse. They were thinking of naming me after my grandfathers -- Verbia and Elwood. Thank goodness for common sense.

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by longboarder111:
I got Eugene, after my dad. Could have been worse. They were thinking of naming me after my grandfathers -- Verbia and Elwood. Thank goodness for common sense.</font>

But "Elwood" would have been cool!!! Especially if you got a Jake in there too...

I wonder... if you got ex-communicated, would you lose your baptismal and confirmational names in the eyes of the church?... or would they even be ar$ed with that?

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schrodinger

I know a guy whos name i Caolain Mary Ignatius Reid

RopeDrink

Andrew Jonathan "RopeDrink" Duffy...

Like Lucy said, I like my middle name better than my last... In fact I detest my last name...

I couldn't give a flying bar of tofu about my Christian name to be perfectly honest...

Andrew... Andrew... Why do I love that name?

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karl tyrrell

Master of Nothing wrote: »

one of my mates has {emmanuel} as his middle name though

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Thats my name Karl Emmanuel Paul Tyrrell
karl the devil/emmanuel jesus what were they thinking

cazzzzz

Rosalind, after my aunty. Don't actually mind it- it seems very proper though.

P.s. I went to school with a girl called Lottie Tortoise (didn't know her middle name but, not really sure it matters)