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    #62
    Shiney
    Registered Users Posts: 367 ✭✭Shiney


    and went to Papau New Guinea to sell Fife and Chiquita bananas....


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    #63
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    so i watched a bit of telly, made a sandwich, and left jus as the.......


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    #64
    Shiney
    Registered Users Posts: 367 ✭✭Shiney


    colony of Mickey Mouses marched in and destroyed my Spice Girls Memorabilia so I


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    #65
    pinkpimp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    took my pants off, because they're just so restricting...


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    #66
    jono087
    Closed Accounts Posts: 470 ✭✭jono087


    pinkpimp wrote:
    took my pants off, because they're just so restricting...

    I know what your sayin'.........


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    #67
    LiamD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭LiamD


    at which point Rachel Stevens saw her opportunity and moved in for the kill.I waited in anticipation and...


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    #68
    Stephen Forde
    Closed Accounts Posts: 281 ✭✭Stephen Forde


    and pranced freely through the streets as god had intended us and which i had never done before this day which became known as judgement day because...


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    #69
    PurpleFistMixer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    ... the world was clearly ending as Stephen Forde had written in relatively brilliant english...


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    #70
    Stephen Forde
    Closed Accounts Posts: 281 ✭✭Stephen Forde


    and then he did sumthin outrageous 4 no app3r3nt r3a5on as sum cr4zy guy p01nt3d sumthing out to him which was...


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    #71
    PurpleFistMixer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    "Dude, l33t is like, SO last year!"


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    #72
    pinkpimp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    so i whipped out me...


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    #73
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,709 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    photo album, and then i thought about my old prison buddies, and got all nostalgic, so i called over a local camonkey (not quite camel, not quite donkey, quite common in papua new guinea) and said ''son, bring me to an airport'', to which he replied...


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    #74
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Me no speak English, I sell you Liger (not quite lion, not quite tiger, but very tasty and great fun at parties) for €42.93........


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    #75
    LiamD
    Closed Accounts Posts: 511 ✭✭✭LiamD


    but I only had €42.91 so I askd him to let me off 2 cent and he sed...


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    #76
    Jim_Are_Great
    Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    Go back to Termonfeckin or I'll empty this gelch. This threat made me wince with pleasure so I...


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    #77
    pinkpimp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    cried tomato juice and dropped my...


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    #78
    Jim_Are_Great
    Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    Feathered Teacosy-holder. It shattered into a billion tiny...


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    #79
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    self into a large and inconveniently placed crevace, where i was systematically impaled on a serious of jagged jags, which tore the flesh from my bones, and left me dead

    THE END


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    #80
    pinkpimp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    (i missed jim)
    midgets and then...


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    #81
    Jim_Are_Great
    Closed Accounts Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Jim_Are_Great


    The midgets hurriedly formed a pro-socialist revolutionary movement who organised a quaint military coup against the tyrannical...


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    #82
    pinkpimp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭pinkpimp


    cabbage...


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    #83
    PurpleFistMixer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,851 ✭✭✭PurpleFistMixer


    ... which was mercilessly devouring innocent bystanders in a cabbagelike fashion...


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    #84
    Crash
    Registered Users Posts: 11,196 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    and then the thread was mercilessly closed by neil.




    The end.


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