the three paddys

Joseph · 03-10-2004 2:22pm #1

heres one for you:

paddy irishman,paddy scottish man and paddy english were wandering
in a abondened town . paddy scottish man noticed a 20 pound note on a table ,so he ran in and grabed it Suddenly a ghost appeared and said im am the ghost with the one black eye leave that money or you shall die!!!! so paddy scottish ran of screaming ''aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'' later that night paddy english man snuck in grabed it the so ghost appeared again and said
im am the ghost with the one black eye leave that money or you shall die!!!! so paddy english man ran of crying for his mammy{no offence to english people}.so at this stage paddy IRISH man got fed up and decided to get the money for himself .and like the others he went in and took the money the ghost appeared and said im am the ghost with the one black eye leave that money or you shall die!!!! so paddy IRISH man said you'll be the ghost with the two black eyes when im finished with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meepmeep · 04-10-2004 1:48pm

:rolleyes:

The_Goose · 04-10-2004 1:55pm

Meh!

Maximilian · 04-10-2004 3:35pm

Think I first heard that one about 20 years ago. Seriously, I'd say it was that long.

Linoge · 06-10-2004 12:07pm

I can't believe that you would be arsed writing that piece of crap out. Seriously though, as one of your first posts as well. Thats not saying much for you as a person. I nearly cried when i read it, my eyes are bleeding.

Seanie M · 06-10-2004 12:12pm

:rolleyes:

did someone say they were making tea?

JCDenton · 06-10-2004 12:37pm

lol @ linoge's reply.
Isn't that a bit harsh?

Give the guy a chance to redeem himself...

Cows With Guns · 06-10-2004 8:14pm

Getting distressed about a joke posted on the internet is far more retarded than actually posting a bad joke. You'd swear the guy was paid to entertain you.

Get a life

(aimed at anyone whining)

Flukey · 06-10-2004 9:29pm

Maximilian is right. I heard that years ago too, definitely more than 20 years ago.

kmart6 · 06-10-2004 10:59pm

i can;t believe tht you would half apologize to the English

Nuttzz · 07-10-2004 12:18am

whats a paddy englishman?

Balls Of Steel · 07-10-2004 3:09pm

saw the punch line coming a mile away

Deadwing · 07-10-2004 3:20pm

Deaddude wrote:

heres one for you:

paddy irishman,paddy scottish man and paddy english were wandering
in a abondened town . paddy scottish man noticed a 20 pound note on a table ,so he ran in and grabed it Suddenly a ghost appeared and said im am the ghost with the one black eye leave that money or you shall die!!!! so paddy scottish ran of screaming ''aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'' later that night paddy english man snuck in grabed it the so ghost appeared again and said
im am the ghost with the one black eye leave that money or you shall die!!!! so paddy english man ran of crying for his mammy{no offence to english people}.so at this stage paddy IRISH man got fed up and decided to get the money for himself .and like the others he went in and took the money the ghost appeared and said im am the ghost with the one black eye leave that money or you shall die!!!! so paddy IRISH man said you'll be the ghost with the two black eyes when im finished with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait wait...im confused.

You mean internal affairs knew they were being set up by the FBI??

OfflerCrocGod · 07-10-2004 7:59pm

Linoge wrote:

I can't believe that you would be arsed writing that piece of crap out. Seriously though, as one of your first posts as well. Thats not saying much for you as a person. I nearly cried when i read it, my eyes are bleeding.

He's Ten.

Joseph · 07-10-2004 8:27pm

13 actually ! :mad:

:mad:

pyxxel · 07-10-2004 9:09pm

Just told this joke to my 9 year old son - he thought it was funny! Sort of anyway. :eek:

Piste · 09-10-2004 9:31pm

Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. The Barman says 'Is this a Joke?' (I'm 13 too, do I get away with this one?)

So a Rabbi and a Priest go into a pub the Rabbi goes 'Have you heard the one about us?'

So this blonde walks into a bar. You think she would have seen it

A women walks into a bar and asks for a double entendrée. The barman gives her one.