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Most Stupid Thing You Have Done.....?
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simu wrote:Looking straight down at the cork as I was opening a bottle of champagne. The cork flew into my face just above my eye and I literally saw stars- a few cm lower and it would have blinded me! D'oh!
ROTFL!!!!!!! now thats stupid... but i mean that in a nice way
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hmmmmm
drinking game to billy connly ok
there was me steph and jon....
1 two ltrs of vodka
2 6 lrg bttls of blue wkd
3 60 coolapops crushed
4 jd
5 bottle of white wine
6 kiora
7 7 up
8 straws and egg cups
9 then we added the absenth.....
first take numbers 1,2 and 3 put them in a bowl and drink shots ever time u laugh at billy wen that has finished do the same wit numbr 4 but do it straight then wen that is finished mix 5,6and 7 together while 1 steph has passed out 1 me and 1 jon continue to proceed wit straws and finally wash it down wit a few shots of absenth....
i then tried to fly and climb a thorn bush...........
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meh, at looking at banquos multi-posting of stupidy I shall declare another great moment in my life.
So walking outta roches stores(at the Blanch centre, when they used ta sell food) towards the fountain to sit and eat. My mates had got there first, as they had, obviously, paid first.
So im walking with a wedge roll in my left hand, and a bottle of water in my right. Now bear with me here, as i've NO idea why i tried this.
I tried to throw my bottle of water, into the opposite of my elbow(ie,biit of arms, bend ur arm now, see the L ? well in there..). The idea was i'd somehow catch it in there, then i'd flick it out with a quick straightening of the arm and catch it again. Ahem, again, NO idea why i was doing this.
So i throw the bottle, it bounces of my arm and just before it hits the ground, genius here decides to kick it. so i belt it, a proper smack(didnt even consider consequences) and the bottle hurtles a few inches off the floor and smacks into the side of the fountain, making a MASSIVE noise, to the bewilderment of my mates and others at fountain, and these 2 hot girls on the escalator going up(others lookin too, but these were hot) just looked and laughed at me. I casually waved, picked up my dented bottle and ate my roll. But god i felt dumb inside...
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bringitdown wrote:When I was a young lad (5 or 6) I have a vivid memory of being in a museum or summat similar with the crumblies. I got lost and frightened, spying a woman with a similar get up to my ma, I was utterly relieved, I proceded to run and jump up at her, screaming at her "why did you leave me" over and over again, it was only after a minute or so that thru my tears I realised it wasn't my mam at all. - I ran away crying.
*sniff*sniff*
kinda same thing happened me, was 4 or five,
in roches or something wandering around after me mammy,
there was a couple of other people around and i wasnt really paying attention.
she hadnt said anything for a while and then this voice oges "hello there?" i look up and its not mammy!
aaaagh, run run run run run.....
more recently and definatly the most stupid thing i've ever done.
first of all i've severely bad eyesight, second of all i had injured my knee during hurling training the previous thursday.
went up to oxegen for the wkend.
fat journey to dublin from castlebar + brutal queues for campsite + hunger + tiredness = not a happy camper at all, at all.
got to campsite eventually, pitched tent opened can of Dutch Mould drank plenty.
couple of hours later was really tired and went to bed down for the night.
Took out my daily disposable lenses outside the tent and threw them away.
went in to tent and was trying to find the torch but the girlfriend had moved it.
went to find my glasses. not there.
went to find my lenses. not there.
i could have killed someone thought that someone robbed my stuff.
after being extremely mad for an hour i decided that my case was fell out in the car and fell asleep.
woke up in the morning still mad.
made the trek all the way out to the carpark with my bad knee.
(when you cant see all the bumps in the ground its a bastard)
reached the car, searched the car. nearly flipped the car. no glasses case.
rang one of the lads that i live with.
told him the story and asked him to go into my room and look.
Mate: "yah they're here on your locker."
Me: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
i started thinking about how to get home, hadnt a notion of staying.
made the journey back into the campsite, and heres the weirdest thing.
when i told the rest of the group, a friend of mine, his sister had a pair of glasses with her.
i put them on and they suited my eyesite perfectly.
then a beam of light broke through the clouds and god smiled down on me.
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When I was in college, part of the accounting course was TAS books. In fact 25% of the final mark was TAS (a computer based accounting programme, kinda like SAGE i think).
It was grand, a guy could dodge it all year, as long as you had it all finished by a certain date. Basically all or nada on April 15th!! For once, I knew I was good value, as I had actually got all the work done.
Of course most of the more less lazy people in the class had a back up or 2, but as always my opinion was "meh, I'll be grand".
Anyways, i arrive into final module (late), with my work disk. As my surname is Allen, I was first to have to show off my years work. I sat at the work station all a fluster, turned on the PC, opened programme, only to find that ALL my work had dissapeared.
The tutor siad 'fine, use your back up'.
' I dont f*cking well have one, do I'.
"Well, unfortunatly I am going to have to mark you on whatever work you have just presented, and unfortunatley, that is zero. I am very sorry, but you knew you had to back up your work".
After a massive temper tantrum, i came resigned to losing 25% of my years work. It was ok, Id do ok to pass the year anyway, I was good at accounting.
I looked down at the disk drive.
To my relief/embarrassment/everyone elses howls of laughter - I hadn't pushed my disk into the drive all the way 0 -
So you didn't get the mark after all ?
I remember a time when I was in senior infants,I had to got to the bathroom so off I waddled,take into account that the school was a mixed school.So there I was in cubical with my trousers down to my ankles right in the middle of taking a sh!te when my teacher calls me,so with that I 'finished' up and left the cubical and i'm confronted with my teacher and I'd say about four girls laughing their asses of and leaving me standing there with a huge p!ss mark clearly visible on my trousers .
After that I've never gone to the toilet in school ever since
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Hmmmm after reading that I'd say it was a very embarassing moment not a stupid moment.....ah well.0 -
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I remember when i was in ibiza, me and a couple of mates got some mopeds and decided to drive around the island. After nearly killing ourseves taking off, like Keyzer, i wrenched down the accelerator - first time ever on a motor bike/moped - and roared across the street and nearly crashed into the window of the shop that rented us the bikes! All i remember there is the guy standing in the window with a look of horror on his face
Anyway, made it to San Antonio, found a nice place to park outside a restaurant. The only thing is we had to wheel the mopeds up over a curb, so genius here grabs the bike by the handle bars, forgetting the engine is still on. Of course, the bloody bike takes off with me running along behind it and demolished the sign that the restaurant had put up with menus and things on. Quickly recovered the bike and drove off as fast as possible with waiters screaming in the background!!0 -
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Minesajackdaniels wrote:Meningitis horror
ahahahah, that is horrendous
I did the 'went to school on a holy day' thing too, however in this case two other guys turned up too, one of them being the class hard man, so no slaggings resulted.
As for my own worst:
I had just got a job (this is in 1990) in a medical supply store, mostly books etc. but we also did athletic supports, heat packs etc. etc.
I had only been working there about a week and I was left in the place on my own for the first time. This old woman who looked to be about 100 came hobbling in, comes up to the counter and asks me 'have you got any vibrators?'
I was more than a little thunderstruck so I started stammering 'eh no no, sorry...'. She asks where she can get one and I reply 'eh you could try the Family Planning Centre or something, I dunno?'.
At which point she stares at me and says 'I meant vibrators for my rheumatism'.0 -
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After a long night out and a few too many drinks I arrived home and opened the door with my key as usual and then closed the door behind me and up to bed.Next morning my dad is going out to work and finds my keys still in the door.Finglas is a very respectable place I tell ye.
I also got caught out with the ol pile of gunpowder trick.It was dark and the lighter wouldnt light cause of the wind so we all gathered round then it flamed up throwing out the brightest light ever and I couldnt see properly for about 20 minutes after.0 -
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