resident evil: stinkapocalypse!(spoilers)

CyberGhost

watched it yesterday!

it sucked!

I mean come on! a woman that looks like she was made from matchsticks fights these Nemesis creature and beats it?

that was so stupid!

stupid zombies walking at 1 km/h

I'd recommend this movie only to the hardcore game fans!

Yes I remember I got an idea it might be dumb when viewing the trailer....but theres lots of totty on display yes?

Chevano Riley

but the question is: is it better than the first?

CyberGhost

Chevano, IMHO, the first one was better! it was a little more realistic! and the laser cutting was cool!

this one starts very promising, they evacuate some people from the town, blah blah blah, you know the classical before storm thing....I thought it is going to be good!

then those stupid zombies started walking and I lost all the fan! they are stupid! and the characters go through them like through papers!

Milla and all the characters are just supernatural!

and this Nemesis monster when he first appears, I though OK! now this is going to improve but nah! he fights only Milla, and like I said it sucked!

the Nemesis was very unagile, slow, and stupid! not scary at all! roars like a dumba**

it just looked like those sci-fi series on skyone! "we start, we kill, we escape" - dry movie!

I don't know what a hell is going on with today's directors! are they retareded? where are movies like Alien? or Predator?

CyberGhost

Scott Tasty Manuscript, Nope! there weren't many special effects! If fact the only special effect I remember is when Milla runs into the church with a motorcycle there is slomo scene, and when she fires and 2 bullets doing a slomo, other than that nothing!

CyberGhost

oh yea another thing! at some moments as their last desperate act to scare you they raise the volume unbeliavably high! and it's very annoying instead of being scary!

KdjaCL

Watched it the other night and thought it was very good , popcorn type action movie with some decent ehh actresses
Didnt expect a Day of the Dead type horror just Res Evil with more action than 1st. Only stupid part was

the running down the wall scene seriosuly crap

kdjac

Pugsley

I thought it kidna sucked, just a mindless popcorn flick, the bike in the window thing was just so pathetically stupid, utterly dire scene that

and considering thats all we see of the lickers, what a bloody waste!

. Nemisis did kidna suck too,

and he can survive a few hundred bullets, but when put onto a spike it virtually kills him??? wtf like how stupid

. Overall a pretty poo film really, no thought behidn it at all.

ObeyGiant

CyberGhost wrote:

I don't know what a hell is going on with today's directors! are they retareded?

This is one of the greatest things I've ever read on boards.ie.

Tusky

bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You get some positive rep for that "retareded?" lol

monkeyfudge

The acting in this is truly awful.

It's like they rounded up all the actors at a bus station or something.

I thought the Nemesis itself looked great and was just like his videogame counterpart. But he really didn't do very much. The Nemesis should be a Terminator style unstoppable, unrelenting killing machine. In this film he

gets kicked around a bit and becomes a good guy!!!

And there are lots of scenes taken directly from FMV sequences from the games. But they just feel awkwardly tacked on.

Jill Valentine really looked the part... but again... the actress was awful once she opened her mouth.

kaimera

so is there any indication of a third movie?

KdjaCL

Kaimera wrote:

so is there any indication of a third movie?

Yeah you could bet your ass on it.

kdjac

WhiteWashMan

CyberGhost wrote:

Scott Tasty Manuscript, Nope! there weren't many special effects!

you mean all the zombies were real?

CyberGhost wrote:

it was a little more realistic! !

yeah, i thought i heard about it on the news, you now, the 5th story in, that told us about the zombies in that town where that big corporation is....

oh hold on, im sure its all made up!

CyberGhost wrote:

i am gay !

yes.
yes i believe you are.

This is one of the greatest things I've ever read on boards.ie.

i agree. well, not greatest, but close.

OfflerCrocGod

monkeyfudge wrote:

The Nemesis should be a Terminator style unstoppable, unrelenting killing machine. In this film he

gets kicked around a bit and becomes a good guy!!!

Like the Terminator?

User45701

i watched it thought it was good enough, loved the ending great effects

projectmayhem

it was well better then the first IMO

i hated the opening scenes with the zombies. with modern technology there's no excuse for that kind of ****ty slow-motion. if i wanted to watch a real media stream i would have stayed home.

the story was alright. i'm not a fan of the games so i've no idea how they related... the nemesis looked pretty cool though.

the 3rd one might be good, considering this was an improvement.

jimi_t

I think you're taking it a bit too seriously - it was only meant as light entertainment - I think LJ kinda gave that away :rolleyes:

CyberGhost wrote:

it just looked like those sci-fi series on skyone! "we start, we kill, we escape" - dry movie!

I don't know what a hell is going on with today's directors! are they retareded? where are movies like Alien? or Predator?

You didn't like Resident Evil? Oh man, are you ever going to hate Alien Vs. Predator...

fragile

I just want to see Milla with a big gun

Mr E

I know this might sound weird, but I think RE:A was the loudest movie I've ever seen in a cinema. As a movie-based-on-a-game, it was definitely above average.

On a side note, I see the Omniplex in Limerick just put up a poster for House Of The Dead - now THATS a bad movie. Its about a year since I saw that in the States, so there must be a slow weekend coming up....

ixoy

Just came back from it. Dreadful movie and highly entertaining at the same time! Pure unbashed popcorn. Milla is hilarious as the super soldier and puts just the right amount of acting ability as the script deserves. I laughed a lot and had a great bit of fun, a break from the normally more serious fare that I watch. Recommended if you want pure idiocy.

SirLemonhead

Yeah, you're mad to take it too seriously. I enjoyed it.

And pppfffttt! zombies aren't meant to run.

TCamen

When I saw the final trailer for Apocalypse I got a bit worried. I thought it looked pretty poor.

It was definitely a lot better than I was expecting. I liked all the game references, which were absent from the first movie, especially the S.T.A.R.S uniforms, and Carlos & Jill appearing. The acting was pretty dreadful, but in a way, it suited the movie perfectly. It would've been nice to see more of non-zombie monsters like the Lickers, but there was still plenty of action and violence. The main problem that sticks out for me (yeah I'm gonna ignore the plotholes):

It was a pity that Nemesis was defeated so easily, but EVEN worse was his inner good guy shining through. He should've creamed Alice

I was very happy when Nemesis growled 'S.T.A.R.S' :cool:

Retr0gamer

I was smiling to myself when I saw the code veronica reference. When I saw the trailer Iknew they were going to do it.

Didn't like nemesis though. Wish it was like the games where the tyrant class zombies were invincible killing machines that kept coming back more mutated and bigger when you thought they were dead.

logic1

fragile wrote:

I just want to see Milla with a big gun

Funny that, I just want to stick my penis in her.

.logic.

Retr0gamer

Anyone one who says her nudity in both resi films was gratuitous and unconstructive to the films, is wrong.

Roar

TCamen wrote:

I was very happy when Nemesis growled 'S.T.A.R.S' :cool:

yeah i kinda laughed uncomfortably at that, remembering the many hours spent playing Resident Evil:Nemesis until the early hours, nearly sh!tting myself whenever I heard it. Very good reference I thought.