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A logical explanation...

  • 08-10-2004 10:53am
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,744 ✭✭✭


    A travelling salesman, completing a trip earlier than anticipated,
    sent his wife a telegram, "Returning home Friday."
    Arriving home, he found his wife in bed with another man. Being a
    person of non-violence, he complained to his father-in-law, who said, "I'm
    sure there must be an explanation."
    The next day the father-in-law was all smiles. "I knew there was an
    explanation. She didn't get your telegram."


Comments

  • #2
    meepmeep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 374 ✭✭meepmeep


    meh :p


  • #3
    Balls Of Steel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭Balls Of Steel


    Lol


  • #4
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,939 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    kleefarr wrote:
    A travelling salesman, completing a trip earlier than anticipated,
    sent his wife a telegram, "Returning home Friday."
    Arriving home, he found his wife in bed with another man. Being a
    person of non-violence, he complained to his father-in-law, who said, "I'm
    sure there must be an explanation."
    The next day the father-in-law was all smiles. "I knew there was an
    explanation. She didn't get your telegram."
    That isn't even funny! :(


  • #5
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    oh and balls of steel its simpson, homer simpson


  • #6
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,939 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    TomTom wrote:
    oh and balls of steel its simpson, homer simpson

    Yeah, you're right!

    Balls Of Steel, if you wanna be precise about it... your corrected sig should be:

    "Simpson, Homer Simpson.. he's the greatest guy in history, from the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....................Aughhh!"

    (he doesn't actually say "D'oh!" at the end of that Flintstones parody!)


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