Conor the Paedophile

JenLorigan

I only heard Conor the Paedophile once, on the last day in the Quad. So I didn't get the chance to learn the words or anything else. So if anyone has the lyrics and/or tabs, I'd appreciate them.

Thanks

Shiney

I think these are the words. These were the lyrics that were on the boards a while ago:

Chorus:
With a bag of sweets and a cheesy smile
It's conor the pae-ee-eedophile

First he'll lure you to his car
With a tasty chocolate bar
and then he'll make you go too far
When he makes you smoke his mea-ea-eat cigar

Chorus

He likes you in leather or lace
He'll make you touch his special place
And then he'll rub it in your face
And vanish withou-ou-out a trace

Chorus

Bridge:
Abused 'til he was 21
At least the priest was having fun
He made him suck his toothpaste gun
And now the priest is on the ru-u-un
<spoken> and that's not all he's on

Chorus

Well Conor is still running free
They say he's living in a tree
The last time that he spoke to me
He swore that she was o-o-only 3.

Chorus

halenger

Dear oh dear.

doonothing

Shiney wrote:

The last time that he spoke to me
He swore that he didnt know she was o-o-only 3.

there now. tis complete.

Conorea

Yeah, as co-author i can confirm that's all right. I wrote another verse of late but George didn't feel it was up to the standard of the rest of the song.

Some say he's a wacko
But Conor ain't so bad you know
All he wanted was a little blow
Just like Jaaa-aacko.

Optikus

lol.. thats some sick chit.

Matthewthebig

What even spawned the thought of that song

halenger

I really don't think I want to know.