I HATE lipstick!

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now certain girls like to pamper them selfs....
i use to b the no make up comb hair type of gal but then i changed
now i like to spend time on myself i'm a very hard working single mum and
if i want to look my best and feel my best before i go out on a nite i will
take as long as i want! now i think i'm pretty the guy who at the mo is
vry close to me thinks i'm beautiful(he's not one of the gay ones)
he thinks this wit or witout make up he thinks it even wen i'm at my worst
which most people dont c vry often..... lipstick i like eye shadow i like
i'm a perfectionist it looks like i wear hardly any make-up my hair is never
greesy i'm not a tracksuit mum(by the by nothing wrong wit dat)
i'm a suit and jacket lady i need to look my best
i even do my make up on the bus in the mornings because i prioritize
i am never late and the cab doesnt need to beep for me the door is usualy
open and i'm walking out the door the only time i've ever had the
car beep is when a male has said "your not wearin that are u??"
if i wasnt y wud i be downstairs wit my coat on
disaproving comment means rite i dont feel good now so i'm goona
change my clothes so plz stop moaning and jst accept it

extra time goes on the things that some girls dont talk about
use your imagination

Third_Echelon

jesus_thats_gre wrote:

You lot would be surprised about how much Third Echelon knows abot applying make up..

not a lot it seems....

jesus_thats_gre wrote:

And don't say "you go girl", it will only encourage him and possible cause him to fly into a fit of rage out of jealousy.

again? who say what now?

What the hell have you been smoking this morning
:rolleyes:

Lenny

It doens't bother me how long girls take to get ready, I think its good that they spend time getting ready and looking their best if waiting for to go out with a fella
Time shouldn't be such a factor/problem if you really like someone

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Lenny wrote:

It doens't bother me how long girls take to get ready, I think its good that they spend time getting ready and looking their best if waiting for to go out with a fella
Time shouldn't be such a factor/problem if you really like someone

now this guy i like

MidnightQueen

jesus_thats_gre wrote:

I don't think that was from the lipstick love!!!

How you doin!

I'm great! I have no other explanation for that tho! Have u?

Lenny

haha, I'm single ladies!

Lenny

A suitable reply to it would be
"I'm just after buying a a new dress and its just drop dead beautyful, and I'm doing nothing this weekend, wana take me out?"

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Lenny wrote:

A suitable reply to it would be
"I'm just after buying a a new dress and its just drop dead beautyful, and I'm doing nothing this weekend, wana take me out?"

oh come on babe we sudnt have to try
come on woo us

Third_Echelon

drshortass wrote:

oh come on babe we sudnt have to try
come on woo us

now its only fair if you (as in females, not you in particular) dont have to try, why should we?

Come on woo us....
:cool:

embee

drshortass wrote:

extra time goes on the things that some girls dont talk about
use your imagination

I'm a girl, and I have no idea what you are talking about.

Enlighten us all with your wisdom.

Third_Echelon

embee wrote:

I'm a girl, and I have no idea what you are talking about.

Enlighten us all with your wisdom.

perhaps she is talking about 'rubbin one out' before a night on the town???

a bit like a dude should never go out with a loaded weapon...
:eek:

misswex

embee wrote:

I'm a girl, and I have no idea what you are talking about.

Enlighten us all with your wisdom.

Um, I have no idea either so I'll guess I'll wait with you Embee for some enlightenment

Lenny

lol
I've only met a few that would talk to me on a night out insted of it being the other way around and for them to make the first move,
though you might think of sluts in mind.. well umm.. they kinda were and they wernt but it takes two to tango, but I like girls much better that would talk to a fella walking by etc.

Lenny

Third_Echelon wrote:

perhaps she is talking about 'rubbin one out' before a night on the town???

a bit like a dude should never go out with a loaded weapon...
:eek:

haha, thats what i was thinking too?

][cEMAN**

drshortass wrote:

ye its true guys only coment wen gurls are dolled up
but then all they do is give out about it wen there mates are around

Maybe you should consider more the type of guys you're looking for compliments from.

I'll admit i've seen some women out there who I don't even recognise without their makeup - they literally look like an entirely different person (though i'm also sober at this point hehe), but I prefer it when I open my eyes in the morning and see someone who's had all of it removed, and you see how beautiful they really are.

Besides I thought lipstick had fish scales as part of it? Lumpy overdone lipstick and the general greasy texture had always put me off on the stuff, but that put me over the edge. I just don't like it.

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Also, I don't mind how long it takes for a woman to get ready. I kinda like the atmosphere when someone is getting ready. They're taking their time so are pretty relaxed, and that feeling seems to transfer to me. Esp with shower steam and other things.

The only problem I have is when they know they're going to take X amount of hours to get ready then leave it till they don't have enough time. Eg. A girl I used to go out with, any time we were going to go the cinema or something she wasn't overly fussed about, she would wait till the last minute to get ready. We'd always be late. I started reminding her 3 hours before hand to get ready. "Yeah i'll be ready don't worry". An hour passed "yeah i'll be ready don't worry". Half an hour before we have to go she starts getting ready and rushes.

Problem with this - 1) it's the cinema...dark room and nobody's going to be watching. It's also dark outside cause it's late. What's the reason?
2) She knew hours before hand that she was going and I had reminded her before how long it normally takes her to get ready, yet she ignored it, rushed it, and then appologised for being late.

I guess this just goes down to another case of the fairer sex being the hard to understand sex. Yet I maintain they have more trouble understanding themselves than we do them.

Little Goose

Lenny wrote:

It doens't bother me how long girls take to get ready, I think its good that they spend time getting ready and looking their best if waiting for to go out with a fella
Time shouldn't be such a factor/problem if you really like someone

Ya know, I really like you!

You may be a "Tallagh Scumbag" (as you call yourself) But you're a DEADLY BUZZ MAN!!!

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hmmm well theres many things that u do before u go out that u dnt talk about(y oh y did i evn go there)
going to the loo....
playing.(if ur into that type of thing..)
doing odd things to skin on feet.... i could go on but wont

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oh blah..............

u know wat i'm tired very tired and dnt need to xplain the workings of a woman thats what makes us mysterious and enchanting
i'm beautiful so x my (;)
love ye's

Smellyirishman

Bah, Lipstick and Lip gloss, I hate the stuff, all of it!! Can look OK if you have to "doll up" for something special, but if its going out on the pull or just going out that the girl is doing I prefere they have naked lips! I really dont like the texture of the lipstick or gloss.

And it isnt true that I wouldnt take to people unless they were all razzed up, the thing that turns me away is about 5 girls all holding each others hands and in a big circle! :rolleyes:

Luckily I dont have to worry about the above but my GF always buts on lip gloss! :mad:

jesus_thats_gre

KittyKat wrote:

I'm great! I have no other explanation for that tho! Have u?

I am too immature to delve deeper into that!!

embee

Aaah the txt spk.

It burns, it corrodes!

cajun_tiger

no,i just like my stick of balm, makes em soft and not sticky or slimy

The Song Thrush

Useless Fact #1:

Did you know that on average a woman eats a pound and a half of lipstick in her lifetime?

Tiriel

Imagine how much vaseline we digest so!!!! :rolleyes:

cajun_tiger

i remember being about 8 or 9 and my sister was having a birthday party but they were going to the cinema first... three young teenagers sat in the back of my dads car and ate.... kiwi limbalm from the body shop as if it was a sweet the jar was clean when they finished.... eyki