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Damn women

pyxxel · 2004-10-11 16:30:34

This morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't…

11-10-2004 5:30pm

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pyxxel

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This morning on the way to work, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women

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#2 11-10-2004 7:46pm

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Meh!

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