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Two fleas were at the seaside....

kleefarr · 2004-10-13 10:09:22

Two fleas were at the seaside. They started discussing their journeys there. One of the fleas said to the other, "I had a really rough ride here, I got a life on a guys beard riding a motorbike and it was windy as hell. I was hanging on for my life trying to fight the wind." The other says "you should do what i do, go into…

13-10-2004 11:09am

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Two fleas were at the seaside.

They started discussing their journeys there. One of the fleas said to the other, "I had a really rough ride here, I got a life on a guys beard riding a motorbike and it was windy as hell. I was hanging on for my life trying to fight the wind."

The other says "you should do what i do, go into the ladies toilet, get on their pubic hair when they go to the toilet, and get a nice cosy ride there."

The first flea things about this and says "next time I come here I will try it."

A few months later, the two fleas are at the seaside again and the second flea says "so, did you do what I said and get a lift here in the comfort of a womans pubic hair"

And the first flea replies, "well it all started off well, went to the ladies, got inside the knickers, set off, and within 5 minutes I was back on the blokes beard again"

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