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Chain Letter for the lads!

  • 14-10-2004 4:44pm
    #1
    Mr E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,521 ✭✭✭✭


    Searched for it and couldn't find it. Apologies if posted before...
    Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
    INSTRUCTIONS.

    Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some
    ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your
    list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will
    receive 823,542 women through the post.

    Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
    0.5 Miss Worlds
    2.5 Models
    463 Wild nymphos
    3,234 Good-looking nymphos
    20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
    40,198 Bi-sexual women.

    In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
    and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
    original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to
    you.

    DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

    One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
    friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he
    sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
    expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
    he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
    with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). While I am
    sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already
    received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.
    Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

    YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL. This is a unique opportunity to achieve a
    totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy
    conversations about trivialities (that only interest women). No
    obligations,
    no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
    engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your
    best friends.

    PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner;
    one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

    PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
    prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.

    Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.


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