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ZENER wrote:I'm also offering another €100 if Pam (Amp) gets up at the next Beers and recites a poem from Pam Ayres while dressed like her !!!
may I suggest the following:
OH, I WISH I'D LOOKED AFTER MY TEETH
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth,
And spotted the perils beneath,
All the toffees I chewed,
And the sweet sticky food,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth.
I wish I'd been that much more willin'
When I had more tooth there than fillin'
To pass up gobstoppers,
From respect to me choppers
And to buy something else with me shillin'.
When I think of the lollies I licked,
And the liquorice allsorts I picked,
Sherbet dabs, big and little,
All that hard peanut brittle,
My conscience gets horribly pricked.
My Mother, she told me no end,
"If you got a tooth, you got a friend"
I was young then, and careless,
My toothbrush was hairless,
I never had much time to spend.
Oh I showed them the toothpaste all right,
I flashed it about late at night,
But up-and-down brushin'
And pokin' and fussin'
Didn't seem worth the time... I could bite!
If I'd known I was paving the way,
To cavities, caps and decay,
The murder of fiIlin's
Injections and drillin's
I'd have thrown all me sherbet away.
So I lay in the old dentist's chair,
And I gaze up his nose in despair,
And his drill it do whine,
In these molars of mine,
"Two amalgum," he'll say, "for in there."
How I laughed at my Mother's false teeth,
As they foamed in the waters beneath,
But now comes the reckonin'
It's me they are beckonin'
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me teeth 0 -
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ZENER wrote:Excellent idea lads and fair dues to ye for the support. You can put me down for €100.
I'm not a big fan of Paypal so I'll lodge it into account number provided by Dev tomorrow.
I'm also offering another €100 if Pam (Amp) gets up at the next Beers and recites a poem from Pam Ayres while dressed like her !!!
ZEN
Oh dear god. Will there be any lengths I don't sink to for SSF?
100 quid is a lot of cash but I think other people might want some action on this. Howabout you add the extra 100 to the name change fund and if that fund reaches €3000 before the November boards beers I'll get dressed up in full female drag for said beers. I will of course read any poem you want because at that stage any remaining dignity I have left, will be gone.
Please note that I am not a closet transvestite and dressing up in womens clothes fills me with absolute dread :eek:
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amp wrote:I will of course read any poem you want because at that stage any remaining dignity I have left, will be gone
if it makes you feel any better
you lost your dignity many years ago....
Please note that I am not a closet transvestite and dressing up in womens clothes fills me with absolute dread :eek:
the lady dost protest too much....
ps
I'll donate another tenner if you dress up and do the poem
I'd also like to help with the makeup.... 0 -
There is no thunder. Only the noble quest of making amp look a little bit sillier.Boro wrote:Well if thats ok with Dapper. Dont want to steal the guys thunder - he obviously put a lot of thought into the name
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Beruthiel wrote:if it makes you feel any better
you lost your dignity many years ago....
Please note that I am not a closet transvestite and dressing up in womens clothes fills me with absolute dread :eek:
the lady dost protest too much....
No, I'm deadly serious. I don't want to wear a skirt, especially not in bloody freezing November!
Yes, I will need help. I haven't a clue how to do makeup and if I'm going to do this, it's worth doing right even though it's so very wrong.0 -
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BEAT wrote:I will donate 20 at the November 27th Beer...let me know who will be collecting it
look for the hairiest woman in the house 0 -
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damien.m wrote:Are the next beers at the Whitehorse with it's non-enclosed stairs ?
why yes
that's exactly where it will be...
Who wants to be under those stairs as Amp walks up them in a dress. Start the bidding !
will he be going comando for this? :eek:
form orderly queue please...
I can see this descend into people bidding to choose the dress, the type of make-up and the undergarments.
just planting the seeds Damien? 0
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