Change Amps Username Pledges Only Please

amp

billy the squid wrote:

look for the hairiest woman in the house

Hmmmm... I did say it was worth doing right. Better stock up on shaving foam

And no! No deciding what I wear! I'll decide that. But rest assured I will try my best to look like a genuine woman.

I did just say "try my best to look like a genuine woman" didn't I?

I'm going to start a new campaign after this to raise funds for my MENTAL THERAPY!

damien

Beruthiel wrote:

just planting the seeds Damien?

Dahamsta and I are still looking for giant wooden spoons for all the stirring that we do.

damien

amp wrote:

Hmmmm... I did say it was worth doing right. Better stock up on shaving foam

Start the bidding on who can shave his legs, the higher the bid, the higher up the leg you can go. Only you can choose how much it is to get to heaven !

I am really really in need of fresh air. Can't believe I typed that, let alone thought of it.

therecklessone

amp wrote:

And that's in less than a week. Tell you what, let's make it €1000 for the name change guaranteed to last till Xmas to start from the time 1000 is reached. For every subsequent 500 pledged an extra month will be added after Xmas. So depending on how much money is donated I could end up being pam for a very, very long time....

Current state of play:

Name Chage Amp To Pam.
Moriarty € 4.50
MAdsl € 4.50
Billy The Squid €20.00
Sleepy € 5.00
The Reckless One € 20
The Muppet €20.00
Smoke me A Kipper € 5.00
Eirebhoy € 10.00
Gurgel €10.00
Beruthiel €20.00
Seamus €10.00
Evil Phil €10.00
Doodle Sketch €10.00
Buffybot €10.00
Agent Smith € 2.00
Embee €10.00
Gordon €10.00
oscarBravo €20.00
damien.m €10.00
Smokey2 €10.00
Santa Clause €10.00
RuggieBear €10.00
daveirl €10.00
ZENER €100.00
zaph €10.00
Anonymous donation €190
BEAT €20
flameboy €25

Definite total = €596

Provisional bids

ZENER €100


Are both of you happy to add those pledges to the grand total above? As amp has said, if we reach €3000 its dress and poem time, can I count you in? PMs sent ya both.

Aiming for the following folks:

€1000 minimum gets us a name change to pam (plus extended period for each extra €500)
€3000 minimum gets us pam in a dress and poem reading

As I see it, if we reach €3000 we get a name change until next April, plus a hairy man in a dress. How can we lose???

[edit]Ruthie confirms another €10 for the name total, with the hope of seeing amp in a dress...[/edit]

therecklessone

Now, the avatar/taglin thing...

amp wrote:

The Avatar and Tagline bids are seperate from the above and each other. They are both auctions. So say somebody (or a group of people that declare themselves to be a consortium) bids 50 quid for my avatar. They get to choose what it is until somebody bids at least 10 euro higher. Same with the tagline. We'll start those two off at 50 euro a piece.

If you are out bid you don't have to pay but whoever has the highest bid at the end of November wins (and has to pay) and I'll stick with whatever avatar/tagline I end up until my days/months/years as pam are over.

Thats a €50 minimum folks, for each item. I think thats fair, and it is for a good cause, ain't it?

Avatar Change

Agent Smith €20

Anyone care to join in here?

TagLine Change to And Her 5 Daughters

DapperGent €20.00
Syxpak €20
Boro €10

[edit]read back over thread, and realised Syxpak was the one who suggested "and her 5 daughters", so I've added his €20 in[/edit]

amp

Cheers The Reckless One. That's clearer than I posted. The only slight inaccuracy is that I will be shaving my legs arms and any other part of me that requires it.

However I do plan to be accompanied by some large hairy men just in case anybody (FOR SOME GOD UNKNOWN REASON) gets too excited.

Boro

What have we UNLEASHED on this poor unsuspecting world!!?!?!

i have the feeling that boards beer is going to be.....eventful!!

BEAT

Well, Amp is wearing a skirt...my 20 just turned into 50
I will be donating the 50 I was gonna use for a subscriber fee to to SSF just for the Kiddies, and to see Amp/Pam in a skirt...

Make sure its short Amp, I will be wanting a cheap thrill

sutty

I'll give 30 euro... and can we record it if amp does have to dress up?

I'm sure we can find someone to host it. maybe a payper view as well?

therecklessone

Updated name change/amp in dress total is now €656 following increase from BEAT and pledge from sutty.

Sleepy

You can increase my fiver pledge to a twenty. This should be funny

therecklessone

Sleepy wrote:

You can increase my fiver pledge to a twenty. This should be funny

Total now €671. Ta Sleepy.

An updated list of pledges, and current pledge totals will be posted up later this evening.

Moriarty

You can bump mine up to 30.

damien

I think the 3k mark will be reached. Hooray to everyone who's pledged so far. Be proud of yourselves guys.

therecklessone

Moriarty wrote:

You can bump mine up to 30.

Done. Total now €696.50

embee

Gwan sure, have another tenner from me.

Its over 700 euro now.....

Is 3000 euro really that far away?!?!?!?!

ZENER

amp wrote:

Oh dear god. Will there be any lengths I don't sink to for SSF?

100 quid is a lot of cash but I think other people might want some action on this. Howabout you add the extra 100 to the name change fund and if that fund reaches €3000 before the November boards beers I'll get dressed up in full female drag for said beers. I will of course read any poem you want because at that stage any remaining dignity I have left, will be gone.

Please note that I am not a closet transvestite and dressing up in womens clothes fills me with absolute dread :eek:

So get pledging!

I fear I may have started something here !!! LOL !

Amp I've already lodged the 200 quid today so I'm looking forward to the next beers now which remind me I must get me camera ready heh heh heh !

ZEN

Agent Smith

Right, I feel really really cheep right now.....


up my €2 bid for the name change to a tenner, then put it in the avatar fund...

Agent Smith

Right, I feel really really cheep right now.....


up my €2 bid for the name change to a tenner, then put it in the avatar fund...





thats going to be YOU AMP!

Silverfish

I'll give 20 euro if you change it to Pamela.


But I'm easily pleased so 20 either way.

flogen

:eek:
The generosity here is amazing, looks like my first beers will be the most memorable

I swear (I really do) that once I get started in my job and I know what I can spare I'll slap a bid down of some description...
Until then, what other similar fund-raisers could people do? I smell something to do with banning admins if €10,000 is raised

flogen

gaui3d0pnbz86o

i wont be able to make the bears! what are my payment options?

Gordon

Fantastic! Can't wait to see Zeners pics of the night!

And for all you donators to the SSF - chip a buck in to the boards speedy server fund too! (the BSSF)

Giblet

Who ever donates the next full 100 euro can mess with any attribute of my account they want, name sig and avatar. Make sure you make me look gay.

Raskolnikov

I'm a charity case myself but have just PayPal'ed €10 to SSF for this gig.

By the way, will any good causes outside of Dublin be seeing any goodies this year? I know it'd brighten up the Christmas' of the kiddies at the Cork University Hospital to get a visit from SSF.

Gordon

But Giblet, that would only emphasise the reality that exists, I mean take pam for example - the complete opposite: people are pledging to make him out to look like he's a transvestite beardy girly girl where we all know that in fact he... oh... hang on... no I see your point there.

The Muppet

Name Chage Amp To Pam.
Moriarty € 30
MAdsl € 4.50
Billy The Squid €20.00
Sleepy € 20.00
The Reckless One € 20
The Muppet €20.00
Smoke me A Kipper € 5.00
Eirebhoy € 10.00
Gurgel €10.00
Beruthiel €20.00
Seamus €10.00
Evil Phil €10.00
Doodle Sketch €10.00
Buffybot €10.00
Embee €20.00
Gordon €10.00
oscarBravo €20.00
damien.m €10.00
Smokey2 €10.00
Santa Clause €10.00
RuggieBear €10.00
daveirl €10.00
ZENER €200.00
zaph €10.00
Anonymous donation €190
BEAT €50
flameboy €25
sutty €30
raskolnikov €10
Silver Fish €20

Definite total = €834.50


Avatar Change

Agent Smith €30



I think thats what Agent Smith intended please advise if i got it wrong.

Zeners Provisionl pledge confirmed by his lodgement slip and included in the definite total. All addiditon bids added and ammended but open to correction.

The Muppet

Tinley Tasty Camouflage wrote:

i wont be able to make the bears! what are my payment options?

DeVore wrote:

Strike Force Bank Account Is OPEN!!
You can transfer funds in complete confidentiality to this dedicated account and I'll use it to buy last minute items where needed.

Tom Murphy
Bank Of Ireland, St Stephens Green
Sort Code: 900084
Account Number: 65748028

This is a completely dedicated account I just set up today every penny into it is for the SSF and will be spent on SSF related items.

Thank you for any dosh you toss in there...

DeV.

Or by Creditcard through paypal with the link in my sig,

seamus

"Anonymous donation", eh? How did you find out about that one?

The Muppet

seamus wrote:

"Anonymous donation", eh? How did you find out about that one?

We would have to shoot you if we told you that;)

Pam Sorry Amp posted it earlier in the thread.