"Read this First" Clean, Yes - Funny, Maybe

Hagar

"Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver. Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS OWNER'S MANUAL CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE. YOU ALREADY UNPACKED IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS, RIGHT? AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT??? WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE DEVICES RIGHT AT THE FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?"

Bottle_of_Smoke

i never reply to humour threads much but i must say i really liked that

Agent Smith

aye, i thought that was really smart!

aidan_walsh

My God, Hagar found a funny one...

seamus

Why do so many manuals say "read this manual before opening the box", then put the manual not only inside the box, but inside the plastic inner bag, meaning that not only do you have to remove the device from the box, but you have to completely unpack it too?

Irish Angel

that could have happened to someone you know, no no not me!

billy the squid

Ha ha tis funny cos its true.

Tyrrial

that is funny!