Where's me jumper?

pickarooney

I crawled in from the pub last night minus my sweater, with my backpack flapping open. Strangely, I wasn't the slightest bit cold, despite the lashing rain and wind.

This afternoon, I was reinstalling a CD-burner, when an over-zealous lever-movement of a screwdriver sent the little plastic clip at the back flying into a dark corner, never to be recovered.

(true story)

They say things happen in threes, so I'm half expecting to misplace Jonathan Edwards sometime tomorrow.

I'll keep you posted.

sixpack's little hat

Maybe the third thing is me missing the point of your post?

jesus_thats_gre

Does some "normal" telling you to "fuck off" count as the third thing?

Bottle_of_Smoke

i like your manifesto put it to the testo

Little Goose

maybe your jumpa is still dancin' at the disco bumpa to bumpa?!?

(Sorry, I know it's completely cheesy but I can't help it!)

Pigman II

pickarooney wrote:

I'm half expecting to misplace Jonathan Edwards sometime tomorrow.

To lose one jumper is unfortunate, to lose two is careless.

Matthewthebig

My brother knows Karl Marx he met him eating mushrooms in the peoples park. he said whadda ya think of my manifesto. i like your manifesto put it to the testo

Pet

Fluffy umbrellas!

Piste

OH MY GOD! LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S....IT'S....IT'S...A BIG PURPLE DISTRACTION!







made you look

Rabies

Little Goose wrote:

maybe your jumpa is still dancin' at the disco bumpa to bumpa?!?

Argh, I remember that song.

/sings
dancin' in the disco bumpa to bumpa, wait a minute, where's me jumper, where's me jumper.

So bad its good.

Third_Echelon

jesus_thats_gre wrote:

Does some "normal" telling you to "fuck off" count as the third thing?

easy tiger.....

jesus_thats_gre

Third_Echelon wrote:

easy tiger.....

fart knocker

Third_Echelon

jesus_thats_gre wrote:

fart knocker

why thank you sir jesus....

Dont be at yourself

Your mother will be so, so angry.

smoke.me.a.kipper

id say things could only get better, but then i havnt lost my brand new sweater.

woosaysdan

My brother knows Karl Marx
He met him eating mushrooms in the public park
He said: "What do you think of my manifesto?"
"I like your manifesto, put it to the testo"
Took me down to meet the anarchist party
Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty
Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai
Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I"
Eat natural food baked twice daily
Fill your nostrils up with gravy
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
It's all right to say things can only get better
If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater

I know I had it on when I had my tea
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"
It's all right to say things can only get better
If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater
Pure new wool and perfect stitches
Not the type of jumper that makes you itch, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
And my mother will be so, so angry
And my brother will be so, so angry
And my girlfriend will be so, so angry
And my dog will be so, so angry
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"

gaui3d0pnbz86o

christmas number 1 right there!

Matthewthebig

It actually should be released its so bad its good.

Dear Sultans of Ping,
please rerelease Where's Me Jumper.

Yours,
Matthew