Mentally Exhausted From David ?

Chong

This morning having watched Jimmy Hills Sunday Suplement they highlighted the madness around the overrated essex boy David Beckham. Everyone throughout Britain and Ireland must be sick to the gills about having to listen to Beckham stories. The Essex tattooed thug is starting to resemble Jodie Marsh, Jodie Marsh I hear you ask well she parades herself around in skimpy clothes and trys to hang with the gliterati in order to get attention and seems to be in the newspaper every other day. David parades himself about with top class players and everytime he opens his mouth or when on of his biatches opens their legs to the tabloids, Beckham is on the end everyones tongue.

To be serious the sooner this dosy git gets his comeuppance the better. England have plenty other good captains, Micheal Owen put in a credible performance against Azerbaijan. David Beckham has never been the top class player he is whored about as . I for one believe the sooner the tabloids wake up and realise that nobody wants to read continual stories about himself and his miserable wife the better.

He should just pack the football in, get a boob job and wear Victoria's panties out to chinawhite in London and he would really give Jodie a run for her money. Can you just imagine it, becks arrives at club with Ronaldo written on one breast with eyeliner and Neville on the other.