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Redneck goes ice fishing in Canada

  • 18-10-2004 4:16pm
    #1
    Bucephalus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    This redneck decided to go to Canada for his holidays and heard that the ice fishing was pretty good. So he bought himself a saw and started sawing through ice.

    "You won't find any fish there!" boomed a voice.

    He looked around, saw nobody and was a little spooked.

    Anyway, he moved to another spot and started sawing through ice again.

    "You won't find any fish there either!!" boomed the voice again.

    Now he was getting seriously freaked out, but he moved again and began sawing through the ice.

    "Look, you won't find any fish there, either!!!" boomed the voice again.

    "Who are you?" asked the redneck, a bit scared. "Are you God?"

    "No, I'm the manager of the ice rink, now quit cutting holes in my ice and leave!!!!"


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