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Confused Patient

memphis · 2004-10-19 11:31:57

An alcoholic goes to the doctor and says to the doc, "Doc, I feel terrible"! doctor says " whats wrong with you"? He says "well I've got pains all over, in me head,me chest,me legs, me arms, i cant see properly,i cant hear, i canna eat, i cant sleep, i cant sit, i cant stand, im in a dreadful state, can ya help me? Doc…

19-10-2004 12:31pm

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An alcoholic goes to the doctor and says to the doc,

"Doc, I feel terrible"!
doctor says " whats wrong with you"?
He says "well I've got pains all over, in me head,me chest,me legs, me arms, i cant see properly,i cant hear, i canna eat, i cant sleep, i cant sit, i cant stand, im in a dreadful state, can ya help me?
Doc says" well i'll do some tests"

so he says to your man" well sir ive done all the tests and i cant find anything wrong with you. I can only assume that its the drink"

Yer man says " thats ok doctor, Ill come back tomorrow when you're sober"!!!!!!!

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