Ron Jeremy wants to make porn in Ireland

Bard

Gerry Ryan just had Ron Jeremy on as a guest (by telephone) on his 2FM show. Ron says he wants to make a porn movie here in Ireland using some of Ireland's more famous landmarks and tourist spots as backgrounds for his sex scenes, although he admits that he'll probably have to stick to doing softer stuff here rather than anything that could be defined as 'hardcore'.

He wants to film at the Cliffs of Moher and is banking on the help of the dean of Trinity College. He also said that he may well be looking for Irish based 'actors' to take part in his production.

My question is:- what do you think of this? Ireland is far from it's "innocent" days of long ago ... but still - is this appropriate, here? Should it be allowed? Do you think an American porno "mogul" should be able to come here to make softcore (or hardcore) porn here in Ireland and against the backdrop of famous Irish landmarks? Do you think it's good or bad for Ireland? ... ... and would you (seriously) be interested in taking part?

flogen

Does anyone think that there aren't already plenty of soft and hardcore movies being made here as it is?
I doubt he'd get to use any landmarks, I mean, that would involve sex in public and the government wouldnt be happy with condoning that (because their catholic base wouldn't either). Maybe just do it in someone's house with a picture of the cliffs of mohar on the wall.

And I wouldn't be interested in getting involved, I'm a gigilo, not a slut

flogen

RobertFoster

When you said landmarks, I pictured the spike immediately...;)

Crash

Hehe wonder will the Trinity Provost let him - he was in college last friday(or was it thursday) at a society yoke - didnt go to it but apparently he was good

DapperGent

Hegarty kind of looks like a pornstar himself.

_sheep

I thought it was some guy in DIT he wanted to help him, and he just did a lecture and went out with some students from Trinity

Sleepy

Hey, it's a billion dollar industry, and we're all about industry these days. Let's have our share of the pie!

Fysh

Sleepy wrote:

Hey, it's a billion dollar industry, and we're all about industry these days. Let's have our share of the pie!

Not just that, but it's one of the only industries with a guaranteed product interest/demand. Although quite how we merge this with the "olde-worlde ireland" image that seems to attract American tourists is beyond me...

Giblet

Hmm pie.

Bard

Whoops... sorry. Perhaps it was the dean of DIT he was working with. He did mention that he held a talk in Trinity so maybe that's what made me think that...

climaxer

The thing about using Irish "Actors" might be a turn off. I mean Ireland is so small and you'd more than likely end up knowing a lot of the people. Imagine the conversation in a typical local:

Barman: Hi Mary, you looked great last night.
Mary: I didn't see you last night.
Barman: I saw you though being shagged at the Cliffs of Moher.

narommy

climaxer wrote:

The thing about using Irish "Actors" might be a turn off. I mean Ireland is so small and you'd more than likely end up knowing a lot of the people. Imagine the conversation in a typical local:

Barman: Hi Mary, you looked great last night.
Mary: I didn't see you last night.
Barman: I saw you though being shagged at the Cliffs of Moher.

Or

Barman: Hi Mary, you looked great last night.
Mary: I didn't see you last night.
Barman: I saw you being shagged in Cliffs of Moaner

sliabh

Fysh wrote:

Not just that, but it's one of the only industries with a guaranteed product interest/demand. Although quite how we merge this with the "olde-worlde ireland" image that seems to attract American tourists is beyond me...

It's also one of the few industries where women are paid considerably more than men.

No glass ceiling there! (unless you refer to mirrors on the ceiling)

FX Meister

It is harder to get Irish chicks for any kind of porn here, soft or other wise. A lot of them are worried about someone they know seeing them. That said, there are a lot of foreign women working in strip clubs and the like here and they are more willing to do these jobs. Also, they don't have to get permission to shoot on location at a lot of the spots here, they can do it with a small enough crew on quiet days and early mornings.

mike65

Hmmmmm Climaxer has a good porn name.

Mike.

woosaysdan

yeah youll get the irish women complaining "does my ass look big in this movie???"

EKRIUQ

You could have a pron version of Glenroe, called Glen'sRow
staring Mickey Mad Miley and Biddys Bush

mike65

"Bare City" with Ron as the local denim clad godfather.

Mike.

SoupyNorman

"The S.T.D Clinic"

"NationRide"

"The Sunday on the game"

not alot to work with ppl!

Fysh

Splodge & Roger? ( I know I know, pretty poor)

Perhaps some porn catering to those who play from the other side could be filmed in the Gay-ltacht? (badum-*tisch*)

Nemici

your a star..

ron jeremy passing on his know how to wanna-be starlets.

quality

simu

I have nothing against porn but having sex outdoors in Ireland is just uncomfortable. Brr!

avatar

simu wrote:

I have nothing against porn but having sex outdoors in Ireland is just uncomfortable. Brr!

yeah, kinda cold.

The_B_Man

i saw this porn before with some bird gettin it doggystyle over the window ledge and out the window you could see The Square in the background. Maybe Ron could do one up in the crows nest.

woosaysdan

avatar wrote:

yeah, kinda cold.

yeah but it will add to the hard nipple effect:)

Havelock

Sex out doors in Ireland is great, the rain forces most people indoors and allows you get away with it in Parks and such.

Plus Ireland could really use the Porn industry at the moment. We are talking a low captail investment and high profit returns idustry that only relys on Natural (or Plastically altered ) Talent, a location and a steady cam to be produced. it can exported quite cheaply, while needing little import (except a little varity in peoples).

I'm all in favour of this, and to be sure to be sure we could even amke really cheesy ol'd Irsih porngraphy and such to appeal to the "Yank" market.

GuanYin

simu wrote:

I have nothing against porn but having sex outdoors in Ireland is just uncomfortable. Brr!

Depends where, when and how you go about it.

simu

So where, when and how should one go about this then?

GuanYin

simu wrote:

So where, when and how should one go about this then?

What makes you think I'd know?

RobertFoster

Havelock wrote:

to be sure to be sure we could even amke really cheesy ol'd Irsih porngraphy and such to appeal to the "Yank" market.

what? a fiddler in the corner

OLDYELLAR

i think itd be a laugh going in it , dont think id havr the body for a porno though

impr0v

RobertFoster wrote:

what? a fiddler in the corner

Aran jumpers have to feature somewhere, that's a given.

harney

We could always tap into the Midget sex market by hiring a few lepricans. I sence a pot of gold or two being made in the US market them.

pickarooney

OLDYELLAR wrote:

i think itd be a laugh going in it , dont think id havr the body for a porno though

Have you seen Ron Jeremy?

OLDYELLAR

no i never even heard of the guy , why?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

umm..

google oldyellar

he's.. .not the most aesthetically pleasing male on the planet, but apparently he's hung like a well hung horse

Havelock

Picture of Ron

http://secure.avn.com/imagearchive/07/70/93/77093ronbday_lead.jpg

OLDYELLAR

aw jesus lads hes dog ugly , flips sake na count me out i wouldnt o near him with someone elses barge pole ,state , !jesus what kinda person goina be pleasured seeing him nakey with nipples thatd cut glass up in the burren or somewhere , ah tis strange lads strange

sam_hain

Yeah he is fat and hairy, he isn't as hung as a horse as most porn stars but I heard that he can control his orgasm making it 'better' for the actress involved, cuz well everyone knows that most of that shagging that goes on is fake. Think about it people, there is a lot of close ups of the face in them there movies. As for the porn being made in Ireland, does anyone know excatly what the laws are for making porn movies here? And if not where would you find out? Im not really into asking the local Garda on the street

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i think most men would watch the porno for the women.. he's just something of an icon

rofl, brilliant pic

OLDYELLAR

serious people thik hes cool or something>? the state of him , id vomit if he came(parden the pun) anywhere near me!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

you just don't *get* porn do you yellar?

btw, ever been goatsed?

mike65

Mordeth wrote:

i think most men would watch the porno for the women.. he's just something of an icon

I suspect you're right

Mike.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

o.0

MUM?????

OLDYELLAR

id probably get it if yer man was worth looking at, im shocked at how mank he is to be honest

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

well that's kinda the point

he's such a god awful looking man and he's made a great name for himself in porno

gives us all hope

OLDYELLAR

whats goatsed?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

oh man..

...

i.. must... resist...

OLDYELLAR

no gwan tell me i wanna try it out 2nite im off work tomorrow so its grand.are u busy?

MrPinK

Wow. I never thought I'd actually see someone ask to be goatsed

OLDYELLAR

okey me got ur pm and it turns out im very busy am washing my hair tonight , is dat you in the picture mordeth?heh i feel like i know you inside out already