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Pregnancy Q & A's.......
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20-10-2004 12:27pm#1
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "divorce" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's nappy very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in university.0
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unkel wrote:This new daddy understands
What age is your babba, climaxer?
My son was 2 the 11th September and my daughter is 11.5yrs.
Kernel32 - I think you got off lightly with the looks
In saying that I was as green as some men having my daughter - I was only 17 and hadn't a clue. I could tell stories that are funny now but back then I was petrified 
but you do learn pretty fast 0 -
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