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Joke!

  • 21-10-2004 11:24am
    #1
    Spalk0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭


    My apologies if this offends anyone but i just thought it too funny not to post!....tis all just light hearted fun anyways! :D .....enjoy!

    BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR...

    A stunning blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300,she exclaimed: "But I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

    "Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
    "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees". She did. "Now take down my zipper". She did.
    "Now go ahead.. take it out ...."he said. She reached in and grabbed
    it with both hands...then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well...go ahead" The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to
    i t...and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...





    "Hello, Mom...can you hear me?"


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  • #2
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    lol, excellent!


  • #3
    Spalk0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    Heres another one.....copied from an email!

    Subject: Ladies Night!





    > > Last night, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Only" Night
    > Club. A
    > > group of "Dublin 4" girls sat across from us and were
    > obviously trying
    >
    > > to impress the rest of us, when one of them pulled out a EUR10
    > note.
    > > When the male dancer came over to her, she licked the EUR10
    > note
    > > and stuck it to the cheek of his ar*e !
    > > Not to be outdone, her other friend pulls out a EUR20 note.
    > > She calls the guy back over, licks the EUR20 note, and sticks
    > it to
    > > the other cheek of his ar*e.
    > > In another attempt to impress us, a third friend pulls out a EUR50
    > > note and calls the guy over, and licks the note, I'm
    > worried
    > > about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck
    > it to
    > his
    > > ar*e, again.
    > > My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy
    > > gyrates over to our group!Now everyone's attention is focused on me,
    > > and the guy's egging me on to try to top the
    > EUR50.
    > > My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.What could I
    > do?
    > > Then the Northside woman in me took over!
    > > I got out my ATM card, swipedit down the crack of his ar*e, grabbed
    > > the EUR80, and went home!!
    >


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