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Irish on Bondi! *Classic*

  • 21-10-2004 11:40am
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    Spalk0
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    Patrick, who was holidaying from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't
    > > seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local
    > > lifeguard
    > for
    > > some
    > > advice.
    > >
    > > "Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old
    > > baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're
    > > years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
    > > Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato
    > > down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man...you'll have all the babes ya
    > > want!" The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his
    > > spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on
    > > the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces,
    > > turning away, laughing, looking sick! So Patrick went back to the
    > > lifeguard again and asked him,
    > >
    > > "What's wrong now?"
    > >
    > > "BLOODY HELL!" said the lifeguard, "Mate. The potato goes in front!


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