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The cute hoors of Kerry

  • 22-10-2004 12:26pm
    #1
    cajun_tiger
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    Two Kerry men, Mick and Joe, were walking down a country road when the met a young lady struggling with a bike.
    "Are you right there?" says Mick to her.
    "My tyre is punctured", says the girl,"I'd be really grateful for some help ."
    Mick turns to Joe. "You go on ahead there, I'll help the lady with her bike", he says, winking.
    "Right so" says Joe, winking back, and walks away down the road.

    about twenty minutes later Joe hears a noise behind him,turns to see Mick on the bike, pedalling furious to catch up with him.
    "What are you doing with the bike?" says Joe.
    "Well", says Mike,"I helped your one fix the tyre and when we were done she lies back, takes off her knickers, and said that i could have anything i wanted. So I grabbed the bike."

    "you cute hoor", says Joe,"those knickers probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway!"


Comments

  • #2
    Tyrrial
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    it's funny because kerry is far away.


  • #3
    Jaeger
    Registered Users Posts: 319 ✭✭Jaeger


    rofl! I love that joke


  • #4
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HA HA

    John


  • #5
    Big Ears
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    Tyrrial wrote:
    it's funny because kerry is far away.

    maybe for you , I live in the same province as it :eek: .


  • #6
    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    haha ye i likes it.


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  • #7
    smoke.me.a.kipper
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    lol, excellent!


  • #8
    daosulli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭daosulli


    Big Ears wrote:
    maybe for you , I live in the same province as it :eek: .
    Im from Kerry, so im saying nothing :rolleyes:


  • #9
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,478 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    daosulli wrote:
    Im from Kerry, so im saying nothing :rolleyes:

    We'll give you until Friday to come up with something.


  • #10
    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    somes up Kerry people to a tee :D:D


  • #11
    daosulli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 217 ✭✭daosulli


    pickarooney wrote:
    We'll give you until Friday to come up with something.

    Its taken me two days to think of something and I cant :eek: . . the only thing I will say is, at least we are not as dumb as the Yanks, have a look and u'll see what I mean :)
    http://viral.lycos.co.uk/attachments/2379/ship.wmv

    Oh and a quick Dub joke as well :D

    An Dublin girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress", she says.
    "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
    "No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."


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  • #12
    Swarfboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭Swarfboy


    Being born a Kerryman , in my opinion, is the greatest gift that God can
    bestow on any man. When you belong to Kerry you know You have a headstart on

    the other fellow. In belonging to Kerry You belong to the elements, To the

    spheres spinning in the Heavens.

    You belong to History and language and Romance and Ancient song.

    It's almost unbearable being a Kerryman and it's an awesome responsibility.

    John B. Keane


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