Name the Film :)

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Castor Troy:
If there's one thing I hate about sleeping with women, it's all the fu<king mind reading</font>

Said by Gina Gershon, playing "Corky" in "Bound".

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Bard

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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

TwoShedsJackson

Yes Bard, I thought that one would take longer actually

plastic membrane

Alright, i might as well throw my hat in :


"Now, where was i" ?

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

Loomer

Bob - I can only guess Peter O'Toole as T.E Lawerence in Lawerence of Arabia or Sir Alec Guinness as Cl. Nicholason in Bridge over the River Kwai? Am I close?

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Jeff- as I said, Lex got the genre exactly right.

Loomer- both excellent David Lean classics you name there- Bridge over the River Kwai is incredibly close, but not in terms of director- the type of film is what I'm getting at here-CLUE: Alec Guiness and the actor delivering those lines were incredibly close friends in private life.

If no one's got it by Monday (give y'all the weekend to find it) I'll reveal all then

I'm sure someone will get it though...it's too good a film not to have a few fans hanging around...

Bob the Unlucky Octopus
=Courage, mes enfants! La battaile est gagne! Liberte, Fraternite et Egalite toujours!=

Clamor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Da'Bounca:
from one of my favourite films:
"As he dove into his second pie, Lard Ass started imagining he wasn't eating pies. He imagined he was eating cow flops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce."</font>

Stand by Me: by Stephen King
as I remember it was an execelent way of making one puke.

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Bard

So ... has nobody gotten this one yet?!

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Man 1: "Now, don't tell me you've never been with a woman." Man 2: "No, sir I haven't." Man 1: "Well, that, that's terrible! Did you know you could go blind?!"
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... a clue: "The Simpsons" once took the p|ss out of this film.

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Bard

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"Henry! The cat wants to go out!" ... "Oh dear, Min! Is he on fire, again?"

Lex_Diamonds

Uhhh, wild guess. One Flew Over?

Loomer

Man 1: "Now, don't tell me you've never been with a woman." Man 2: "No, sir I haven't." Man 1: "Well, that, that's terrible! Did you know you could go blind?!"

Lee Marvin - Paint your Wagon ?

ObeyGiant

Paint yr wagon

Bard

Correctamundo, Loomer. It was Lee Marvin (playing Ben Rumson) speaking to Tom Ligon (playing Horton) in Paint Your Wagon from 1969...

a little more cryptic at least than the Proximo quote earlier

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Bard

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"Henry! The cat wants to go out!" ... "Oh dear, Min! Is he on fire, again?"

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

Bluebottle: Yes my capitain! It's a Goon Show Fan!

Eccles: Oh yarsh, yearsh...

Bluebottle: I've been waitittin ages for the ickle Goon Show fans I have!

Eccles: Dat's right bluebottle. 'Dis is a specialismischtific occasion...(I think dat's a word...woooooooord)

Bluebottle: Do you know what this means Eccles?

Eccles: No, oi don't...

Bluebottle: You don't know, Eccles?

Eccles: Oh I know Eccles! (looks happy, proudly taps his chest)


YES! I seem to have found one of the few other Goon Show fans lurking around on boards.ie. Since my dad played me back a recording of a live broadcast I've been hooked...then it was Round the Horne and Beyond Our Ken and I've never looked back really...plyd bard

Back to the topic, I'll toss up an easy one this time:

"It's too bad she won't live! But then again who does?"

Bob the Unlucky Octopus
=Ascúnte Legere Innus=

(edited for stupid filter- can't believe it censored the cúnt out of As****e)

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Loomer

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"It's too bad she won't live! But then again who does?"</font>

Edward James Olmos in BladeRunner to Harrison Ford about Rachael(Sean Young) being a replicant. Top film!

Yossarian

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bob the Unlucky Octopus:
YES! I seem to have found one of the few other Goon Show fans lurking around on boards.ie.
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I suspect theres a lot more of them lurkin abouts

Miguel_Sanchez

Goon Show?

I don't know nothing about any Goon Show... or at least I wouldn't if I hadn't been struck down by.....

THE DREADED BATTER PUDDING HURLER!!!!!

(ominous chord)

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- Speaking of which I wrote a Goonesque sketch for a comedy radio programme that Today FM were trying to put together a few years back. Anyone know if anything ever came of that?

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I'm the Dude

Bard

alt.fan.goons is a great (read as "completely bonkers") place to lurk... whatever you do, don't ask them what show the "writted on a piece of paper" sketch is from

Yep... I'm a goon show fan... surprised nobody copped it as yet, actually... particularly after the goodbye Harry Secombe message... it might help explain some of my postings (particularly some in the Literature board under "lets write a story with no muppets, etc.") - my Goons collection comprises of seventeen double CD sets and a video (and there's mooooooore where that came from!!!).

Anyway... on to a quote... name the movie...

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Bard

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"Henry! The cat wants to go out!" ... "Oh dear, Min! Is he on fire, again?"

plastic membrane

WHAT ABOUT THE DRAINS IN HACKNEY !!

Your not the only goons fans out there.

Anyway, You did quote from Four Weddings And A Funeral. Spoken in dulcet tones by John Hannah.

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

PhilipMarlowe

how about this (from a classic film)

"Do you condider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?"

and a bit later...

"My taste includes both snails and oysters..."

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by plastic membrane:
WHAT ABOUT THE DRAINS IN HACKNEY !!

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They pong, mate.

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Your not the only goons fans out there.
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I know

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Anyway, You did quote from Four Weddings And A Funeral. Spoken in dulcet tones by John Hannah.

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How true

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Bard

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"Holsten Pils. Does exactly what it says on the tin."

TwoShedsJackson

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Licksy20:
how about this (from a classic film)

"Do you condider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?"

and a bit later...

"My taste includes both snails and oysters..."</font>

Spartacus.

plastic membrane

Jeff, i remember that, i nearly put one forward myself, but i missed the deadline. When i heard them on the radio later on in the year, they were goddawful.

They probably never heard of The Goons before m8 .

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

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WHAT ABOUT THE DRAINS IN HACKNEY ?