Podge & Rodge interview - not for the squeamish

simu

Who would be the last person you would invite to your birthday party?

Podge: Ryan Tubridy - him with his stupid awkward eyes. He reminds me of
the undead.

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Who would be the first person you would invite to your birthday party?

Rodge: Anne Doyle in her birthday suit.
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Favorite saying?

Podge: Never shove a banger up your arse.

Rodge: Hold me tea, I'm going for a Barry White.
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Favourite Record?

Rodge: That fannypack song 'Cameltoe' is a real toe tapper.
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Favourite Book?

Podge : I keep a big pile of Marian Keyes by the jacks. We're forever
running out of bog roll, I'd say you could read a whole chapter off me
arse now!

Rodge: The pages are stuck together on all me books
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Favourite film?

Rodge : Weapons of ass destruction.

Podge: Fill Bill Vol 1
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Favourite musician?

Rodge : That fella who used to sing that famous Xmas song - Grace Jones

Podge: Michael Barrymore
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Most embarrassing moment of your life?

Podge: Everyday of me life I'm embarrassed. If has not licking toilet
seats, he's pressing his meat against the OAP club's window.

Rodge: Being caught by Father Flange in his back passage.
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TV Programme?

Podge: When Nuns go bad
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Favourite TV personality?

Rodge: That fat bird who used to be on 'Youv'e been framed'. I used to
send in videos of me slipping on me own ****e, it was also shown on
'Youv'e been shamed' on channel; 69.
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Favourite item of clothing?

Rodge: Linda Martins kaks.
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Most desirable date?

Rodge: Theres a girl down the fishmongers who I've a thing for. The
smell of her red snapper gives me a raging horn!
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Favourite method of relaxation?

Rodge: A good auld yank.
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Biggest thrill?

Podge: Finding a load of ladies bikes unattended, I could have sniffed
those saddles for hours.
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Biggest disappointment?

Rodge: Finally getting to 3rd base with me girlfriend Sadie, it was like
throwing a sausage up O'Connell St.

Podge : Hearing about ryan tubridy getting a chat show.
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Your concept of hell?

Rodge: Louis Walsh
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Greatest ambition?

Podge : To see Rodge dead.
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Period of history you'd most liked to have lived in?

Rodge: Whatever that period was when everyone just stuck their meat in
anything that moved.
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If you weren't a human being which animal would you have chosen to be?

Podge: Sonia O'Sullivan
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Favorite term of abuse?

Podge: Feck you, ya knob dangling hoaring smeltmonger.

Podge: Shut it you with your disproportionate head.

Podge: Ya stained rag of satans juice.
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Humanity's most useful unvention?

Podge : The hand whisk - nothing like it for shifting those hard to
reach turds under the rim.

Rodge: Butt plugs
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Humanity's most useless invention?

Podge : Ryan tubridys head.

Rodge: Cheese strings, I wore one for a week and it gave me a fierce
infection.
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smokey2

pure class!!

ps: what's your sig about??

simu

smokey2 wrote:

pure class!!

ps: what's your sig about??

Tis from the book Du côté de chez Swann by Proust - I know most people on boards don't speak French but I like the quote so I thought I'd put it in my sig for a while.

Victor

Vicious.

Goggle tranlate (not necessarily accurate, but poetic in it's own way) http://translate.google.com/translate_t

But when of an old past nothing remains, after the death of the beings, the destruction of the things, only, frailer but more long-lived, more immaterial, more persistent, more faithful, the odor and savour remain still a long time, like hearts, to remember, wait, hope, on the ruin of all the remainder, to carry without bending, on their almost impalpable droplet, the immense building of the memory.

simu

I found this human-made English translation on some site:

"When nothing else subsists from the past, after the people are dead, after the things are broken and scattered· the smell and taste of things remain poised a long time, like souls· bearing resiliently, on tiny and almost impalpable drops of their essence, the immense edifice of memory".

smokey2

either translation is good!!

can see why you've it there!!

I was a bit of a swot in french and liked it but I'm gone rusty!!

was curious is all!!

radiospan

Good interview alright, I read it in Hotpress a few weeks ago.

simu

smokey2 wrote:

either translation is good!!

can see why you've it there!!

I was a bit of a swot in french and liked it but I'm gone rusty!!

was curious is all!!

Heh, unusual direction for a thread about Podge and Rodge to take!

plazzTT wrote:

Good interview alright, I read it in Hotpress a few weeks ago.

Ah. It was emailed to me. Still, it's good to share laughs!

smoke.me.a.kipper

the interview is class!

pickarooney

simu wrote:

I found this human-made English translation on some site:

"When nothing else subsists from the past, after the people are dead, after the things are broken and scattered· the smell and taste of things remain poised a long time, like souls· bearing resiliently, on tiny and almost impalpable drops of their essence, the immense edifice of memory".

Bizarrely, Google's done a much better job. :eek:

Kazu

fecking brillant
Rodge: Being caught by Father Flange in his back passage.

trajan

simu wrote:

... it was like
throwing a sausage up O'Connell St.

That is just masterful, my sides ache... no wonder Proust has such a high reputation..