Binman

Callan

A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and
emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin
hasn't been left out. He has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still
can't see it so he knocks on the door.

There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Japanese bloke answers...

"Harro" says the chap.

"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the bin man smiles
and says, "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet. I told you." says the Japanese man

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me... Where's your
Wheelie Bin?"

"OK-OK," says the Jap, "I wheelie bin having ****"

tempest

First time I've been moved to reply to the humour board.

I know it's wrong, but it really is funny.

meepmeep

ahh i got that in an email ages ago and i lost it.

Sweet

Kazu

very good