2 Italians!

Spalk0

No Spika da Inglesh
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>>A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
>>an
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>>animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them
>>at
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>>first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
>>say
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>>the following:
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>>"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
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>>once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
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>>pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
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>>You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
>>indignantly.
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>>In this country.......we don't speak aloud in public places about
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>>our sex lives........"
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>>Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a
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>>justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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>>I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!!!

Enjoy!

spooiirt!!

weh?

meepmeep

I heard that before but it was 2 jamaicans. Better than Italians methinks but its funny all the same

Spalk0

spooiirt!! wrote:

weh?

REad over what the italians are saying again!.....you'll get it eventually!

Cactus Col

Since when do italians end every second word with a?

none of the italians I've known ever did.