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Snappy answers to stupid questions!

Spalk0 · 2004-10-27 14:49:54

Question: Were you upset when the tornado blew down your house? Answer: - No, not when I realised we'll have tons and tons of kindling for when we rebuild the fireplace. - No, my home is more feng shui this way. - No, I always wanted to sleep under the stars! - No, I'm a puzzle fiend! This will be a blast to put back…

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#32 04-11-2004 7:30am

billy the squid

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bloke at a bar "listen love can I have your phone number "
lady "its in the phone book"
Bloke "so then whats your name"
lady "thats in the phone book too"

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