Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Caoimhe

You have to admit the only people who can do a decent Northsider accent are Northsiders. Which is an advantage when they're on an "anyone who's different" annihilation spree, you switch on the accent, they feck off. Everyone wins

Barry Aldwell

Caoimhe wrote:

You have to admit the only people who can do a decent Northsider accent are Northsiders. Which is an advantage when they're on an "anyone who's different" annihilation spree, you switch on the accent, they feck off. Everyone wins

Ye fukin startin?

abraham lincoln

i say run with the floating replica idea, zounds is more then an acceptable loss, though vast areas on the south side would have to be added on. ah...theres nothing like a bit of genocide...

Bazookatone

Wasn't "Cutthroat Island" the biggest flop in the history of cinema, "Waterworld" just went over budget, it still recouped it's losses.

The floating Northside idea is good, let's just keep the blanchardstown centre, shall we, it would be a pleasent place if it was scanger free.

Undergod

[SURLY ARGUMENT MODE] You're the biggest flop in the history of cinema! [/SURLY ARUGMENT MODE]

Other than that, I've no real place in the senseless (albeit amusing) skanger-bashing this thread has degenerated into. I mean, I'm not from Dublin, but most of my school are like that.

<sudden light: an evil grin spreads on his face>

On the other hand <rushes to Nerd-Cave to design Doomsday Device>

I haven't read any of the ROCK books through. Are they as good as/better than/inferior to the column?

Raphael

Undergod wrote:

<rushes to Nerd-Cave to design Doomsday Device>

Can I borrow that when you're done?

Piste

Was anyone here there last week when that woman started giving out to us about the skanger bashing?

Old woman: 'You should be ashamed of yourselves! Just because you obviously have more money than them!'

Colm 'Wel, you're entitled to your own opinion'

Old Woman: 'No we're not!

Colm 'Oh, so your NOT entitled to your own opinion?'



Old woman to me and Jenny 'And you two, young ladies, you should be more mature

Me *Mumbles* 'I'll keep him on a chan and collar'

Old Woman 'WHAT DID YOU SAY?'

Me 'Um, I said I'll keep him under control' *sniggers*

mentalimplosion

in the airport in milan this morning with my year... (forty girls carrying fake louis vuitton bags, wearing abercrombie and fitch hoodies and dubes....) and in walks the northside contingency... (fred perry, overplucked eyebrows and huge feckoff medallions). both sides were scared of eachother.

Piste

How was Italy? Apparentyly you are the last year to go. Next year it'll be something like Prague , Viatnam, Brazil or South Africa.

Barry Aldwell

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

Viatnam

<engage un-pc mode>
"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture and ... kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill."

God I love that movie

Piste

Mmmmmm genocidalicious, hey there's a word. Jenny are you reading this?????!

Paul Howard was in Hughes & Hughes today signing copies of 'P.S. I scored the bridesmaid' today.

mentalimplosion

met paul howard at the signing of the mochachip years. sound fella.

yeah liz italy was fantabulous. and no way will you get to go to brazil or south africa. pfft. they wont let us go to america next year. and anyway italy is so much better. we went in a gondola!

pinkpimp

You arent supposed to feed those.

mentalimplosion

that's what i said! but we did it anyway.

Jim_Are_Great

A wild gondola escaped from the zoo and ate an old lady down the road from me.

Babygirl

Hey, Barry Aldwell. Aren't you in the Institute? If so which Barry are you?

Barry Aldwell

Babygirl wrote:

Hey, Barry Aldwell. Aren't you in the Institute? If so which Barry are you?

Suprisingly, the one listed as "Barry Aldwell" on the roll sheet. If you look around hard enough, I posted a picture of me féin a while back

It wasn't me!

Those books are so good. But yeah, the Square. *shudder* I live near that. I once got attempt-mugged by three different groups of six-year-olds between the bus-stop and the door. Three! I say we just convince the Square to have a massive sale and then, when the skobes are all inside, we firebomb it!

Piste

Hear Hear!

Fantabulous, I like it. I shall add it onto my list of cool words.

pinkpimp

W00t! MASS GENOCIDE!! Where do I sign?

It wasn't me!

Right.... here.

Hugh Hefner

The Ross O'Carroll-Kelly writer guy was on The Panel tonight.

Shrimp

Roysh, are you guys focking serious. Like author of Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, Living Focking Legend, was on the panel and I didn't know!! This is a herendified disaster.

Piste

Loike totally man, you'd think he'd have even learnt to play rogger before but loike no, He went to a SOCCER playing school. That is loike, so not cool

mentalimplosion

it's rugger, not rogger. you have much to learn.

Piste

Sorry. *hangs head in shame*

Shrimp

Yeah Gummybearz, you got a lot of focking learning to do, roysh loike thinking your a scobe by putting a Z in your name! Com' on!

Piste

Damn, my true scobe nature has been found out. Now I must go and slap my three young children before their 19 year old Da gets home.

Shrimp

And loike don't be forgettin to wear the earings and loike dyin your hair a focking piss blonde!

StupidLikeAFox

this is getting pretty lame and unfunny, ahem sorry, fockin unfunny roysh