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Ghetto Spellin' Bee

  • 03-11-2004 2:54pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭


    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.

    He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

    1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

    2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

    3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody

    get that catacomb.

    4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

    5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

    6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment

    they gonna send me back to the joint.

    7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it looks fake" He

    say, "Bull****, that watch israel".

    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment

    undermine.

    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took

    me to the pool hall.

    11. Iraq - When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you

    break.

    12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on

    stain for dinner?"

    13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say

    "fortify."

    14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

    Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

    Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.

    "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭JCDenton


    8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it looks fake" He

    say, "Bull****, that watch israel".

    9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment

    undermine.

    10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took

    me to the pool hall.

    LOL


  • Registered Users Posts: 319 ✭✭Jaeger


    Score!

    That 'rawks' :)


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    excellent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    Am I the only one that thought that was seriously unfunny? :eek:


  • Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    On this thread, yes.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭neoB


    Now that was some funny stuff there. 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. lol jebus. sounds like everyone in this area...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    all up in this area


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