Kebab House, Dominic St.

po0k

Go in, place €4.40 on the counter and ask the jolly-looking keeper of meats for a "Kebabmeat & Chips With Curry, Cheese and Chili".
A 'Please' is optional, but advised.
Should you proffer a Please, a 'Thank You' is usually expected in accordance with Chippy etiquette.

I strongly suggest you allow sufficient time for the cheese to melt and meld with the curry, and purchase a soft-drink other than Coke.
I have no pity for people who are foolish or wilfully ignorant enough to have coke accompany their curry dish.

Report back here with your opinions.

If all goes to plan, this shall be on the menu soon enough, and may also be orderable by uttering the phrase "GalwayLAN Special".

All going to plan that is....

forbairt

can't go wrong with the chips in pita ... if your're just after something cheap and plain ... that or go to cp's

Robbo

Behemoth Meal : Half pounder cheese burger with curry cheese chips. (Defibrillator available for a modest surcharge).

NeoSlicerZ

Milk is the best thing to have with spicy food

Robbo

NeoSlicerZ wrote:

Milk is the best thing to have with spicy food

No it isn't. Man was not made to suckle at the teat of a cow.

Beer works, and has done for centuries.

Fobia

Go in, ask for a "three thirty", you get a burger with toppings of your choice (including kebab meat!), chips with curry and/or coleslough (spelling?), with cheese available at a reasonable extra price, and a can of coke or club orange.

Cost = 3.30
Verdict = yum

que

po0k

Fobia wrote:

Go in, ask for a "three thirty", you get a burger with toppings of your choice (including kebab meat!), chips with curry and/or coleslough (spelling?), with cheese available at a reasonable extra price, and a can of coke or club orange.

Cost = 3.30
Verdict = yum

que

Also known as "The Burger Meal".
"Toppings of your choice" only applies when the surly English gent isn't serving you.

po0k

NeoSlicerZ wrote:

Milk is the best thing to have with spicy food

This I must agree with, in part.

Red wine with Tex-Mex is also good.
Sangria is better.

Fobia

SyxPak wrote:

Also known as "The Burger Meal".
"Toppings of your choice" only applies when the surly English gent isn't serving you.

You keep telling me this, but I've been in there many a time and have not once heard it being called a "burger meal" it's always "three thirty please" "alroight thrai thur'ee, whadya wont on et?".

I blame political correctness.

que

po0k

Fobia wrote:

You keep telling me this, but I've been in there many a time and have not once heard it being called a "burger meal" it's always "three thirty please" "alroight thrai thur'ee, whadya wont on et?".

I blame political correctness.

que

That is because those young lads from the bish are plebs.

Fobia

SyxPak wrote:

That is because those young lads from the bish are plebs.

Patricians, please.

forbairt

OI ... ex bish here ... repect your elders son

po0k

Mary's Represent


also, purely to serve my curiosity, how old do you think I am?

Fobia

You're 20 innit?

hal9000

man nothing beats the kebab house at 3 in the morning and the price well thats just the icing on the cake
btw marys suxs

Fobia

hal9000 wrote:

btw marys suxs

He's right you know.

po0k

Fobia wrote:

He's right you know.

At least they taught us how to spell.

forbairt

wee cun al spel gud gawds sayk

Fobia

SyxPak wrote:

At least they taught us how to spell.

Syx, you know that we're really bad at spelling and grammar in general and that people who speak in text language are actually correct.

que

p.s. u suxxors cs rocks0rz.......****COCK!

po0k

There is no excuse for "txtspk" on the net.
You've got a full keyboard in front of you.
Use it.

Gangsta

bish is a crap school, but its better than marys anyday

Fobia

Actually..... Jezz is probably better - but they don't offer my subject choices and make you do transition year so it's the Bish for me .

po0k

./mod.pl

Back on topic.

Also, update to the recipe:

Chips, Kebab meat, curry, cheese, coleslaw and then chilli.

Serve with a side-order of 7Up

Anima

You mean sprite?

po0k

Club Lemon if it's available.

DRakE

I do enjoy the occasional Sprite myself.

FatherTed

Does Marys still suck like they did when I went to the Bish 20 years ago?

Miguel_Sanchez

How many times has that Kebab shop being closed by the Health Inspectors?

You're risking your life eating in there.

Ronan|Raven

Well after many many years of eating there I still find myself oddly alive? No more risking it than superknacks.

Sarky

Microbes are a far more civilised danger than some drunken skanger shoving a bottle in your face, alright.

Miguel_Sanchez

Ronan|Raven wrote:

Well after many many years of eating there I still find myself oddly alive? No more risking it than superknacks.

Hygiene etc. is better in chain fast food joints. Of course the food is everybit as ****e, but there you go.

I'm sorry if I offended anyone's delicate sensibilites.

Ronan|Raven

It is ok I accept your apology In all seriousness they were closed down a few years back allright, I dont think there has been any closures for a long time now under current management?

rabbitinlights

Kebab houses scare me, you know that big piece of meat that spins? when they close up at night, where do they put that meat? Correct me if im not mistaken but reheating meat over and over again is bad for it?

Just Curious.

And just so you all know ENDAS kicks all your wimpy asses!!!

Sarky

It's been a while since I was in the 'Bab house. Must visit again soon...

Fobia

The infamous "meal deal" or "three ten" now costs €3.50!

Twas €3.10 for so long, then they went up to €3.30 and there were the jokes about asking for a "three ten" and paying €3.30 (tied in with the asking for a tennor credit paying €11 gags), but €3.50!

I'm reconsidering walking down there before I head up to the snooker hall....tis not so incredibly cheap anymore.