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Lie Lie lie!

  • 05-11-2004 11:45am
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    Mrs O'Brien comes to visit her son Seamus for 3 days in Dublin where
    > >he
    > >>is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Vikki, a girl
    > >>room-mate. Mrs O'Brien couldn't help but notice how pretty Seamus's
    > >>room-mate was.
    > >>
    > >>She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only
    > >>made
    > her
    > >>more curious. Reading his Mum's thoughts, Seamus volunteered, "I
    > >>know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are
    > >>just room-mates."
    > >>
    > >>About a week later, Vikki came to Seamus saying, "Ever since your
    > >>mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugarbowl. "You
    > >>don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll
    > >>email her, just to be sure."
    > >>
    > >>So he sat down and wrote:
    > >>
    > >>Dear Mam
    > >>
    > >>I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house, and

    > >>I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that

    > >>it has been missing ever since you left.
    > >>
    > >>Love Seamus
    > >>
    > >>Several days later, Seamus received an email from his Mam which
    > >>read:
    > >>
    > >>Dear Son
    > >>
    > >>I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying
    > >>that
    > you
    > >>"do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was
    > >>sleeping
    > in
    > >>her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
    > >>
    > >>Love Mam
    > >>
    > >>Lesson of the day... Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is
    > >>Irish.


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