the say something random thread

Healio

i just came all over my computer...............................

Healio

................................................after ****ting on my phone!!

Healio

Why'dIwantacaravanthat'sgotno****inwheels?

sanncoo

Wooooooooohooooooo!!!!!!!!!! walla walla walla! Uggy, uggy, uggy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

orangerooster

With the new wheels and voicebox he weighed a good deal more.

pretty-in-pink

big banannas have small feet

koneko

Lets get retarded...in here

And the bass keeps Runnin runnin and runnin runnin
and runnin runnin and runnin runnin
and runnin runnin and runnin runnin
and runnin runnin and runnin runnin and..

In this context, there's no disrespect
So when I bust my rhyme
You break yo necks
We got 5 minutes for this to disconnect
From all intellect and let the rhythm effect

Apt to lose this inhibition
Follow your intuition
Free your inner soul
And break away from tradition

Cus when we be out
Girl it's gunna be that
You wouldn't believe how
Wow s**t out
Burnin till it's burned out
Turn it till it’s turned out
Act up from north, west, east, south

Everybody, (yeah) everybody, (yeah) lets get into it, (yeah) get STOOPID
(come on)Get retarded, (come on)get retarded, (yeah) get retarded

Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here
Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here
Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here
Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here

Lose control, all body, all soul
Don’t move to fast, people just take it slow
Don't get ahead, just jump into it
Y'all hit a body, the Peas’ll do it

Get started, get stupid,
don't worry bout it people we’ll walk you through it
Step by step, like if you’re in for new kid
Inch by inch, with the new solution
Transmit hits, with no delusion
The feelings irresistible and that's how we move it

C'mon!

Everybody, (yeah) everybody, (yeah) lets get into it, (yeah) and get STOOPID!
(come on)Get retarded, (come on) get retarded, (yeah) get retarded

Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here
Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here
Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here
Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here

(yeah)
runnin runnin and runnin runnin

C'mon y'all, lets get cuckoo! (uh huh)
Lets get cuckoo! (in here)
Right now get cuckoo! (uh huh)
Lets get cuckoo! (in here)
Right now get cuckoo! (uh huh)
Lets get cuckoo! (in here)

O O O
ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

Lets get ill, that's the deal
Apt the gade, and we’ll bring the butt doc drill
(just) Lose your mind, this is the time
Y'all guessed this drill just to bang your spine!

(just) Bob that head like epilepsy
Up inside your club, or in your Bentley
Get messy
Ah this sick y'all mind faster than another head trip
(so) Come now y'all don't correct it, lets get ign’ant, lets get happy

(yeah) Everybody, (yeah) everybody, (yeah) lets get into, (yeah) and get STOOPID!
(come on) Get retarded, (come on) get retarded, (yeah) get retarded

Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here
Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here
Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here
Lets get retarded in hah, lets get retarded in here

Lets get cuckoo! (uh huh)
We cuckoo! (in here)
Lets get cuckoo! (uh huh)
We cuckoo! (in here)
We cuckoo! (uh huh)
We cuckoo! O O O
Lets YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA
…(fades away) and runnin runnin and runnin runnin…

Jim

The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.

Dave

Smarties have the answer.

MistressPandora

Squirrels are fun to concuss. They go *boink* into the tree and lie very still. Then they wake up and don't come down until you leave and promise never to return.

Zombienosh

Whats this about wheelbarrows?

Jim

You don't deserve to wear that uniform.

Rozabeez

Theres a hole in my sock

cyberwolf77

I feel my sanity slowly slipping away from me. Everyday I die a little more on the inside. Nobody understands my pain. Why are you holding that net. What happened to Jerry? Where did You leave the car this time? Somebody call the paramedics. Oh gods, he's dead! Let's go see a movie.
I have superpowers. Give me all your money, or I'll stop talking to you. Has anyone seen my pants?

Brien

wa da taa

100 quid for anyone that recognised pootytang

cyberwolf77

Brien wrote: »

wa da taa

100 quid for anyone that recognised pootytang

Give me my money.

Abi

Im scared of hens. They have freaky claw feet.. things.

colrow

i'm not scared of hens I've been hen pecked half my life

Abi

I have PMS and a gun.

colrow

I got a gun as well tho its never stopped me from the effects of PMS

Abi

I wish I had a time machine.

flying _squirl

i work at an egg farm. today i organised and packed roughly 72,000 eggs

colrow

flying _squirl wrote: »

i work at an egg farm. today i organised and packed roughly 72,000 eggs

How many chickens is there I was thinking of getting 500

Matt Holck

flying _squirl wrote: »

i work at an egg farm. today i organised and packed roughly 72,000 eggs

you must be toned

colrow

did you meen stoned ?

Matt Holck

all these biblical references

colrow

If thine chicken offend ye, then pluck the *ucker

Matt Holck

the robust roaster rose roaring in the dawn
rousting restless spirits along

Rekop dog

I've hidden the word penguin somewhere in this thread. I'll personaly give anyone 2000 eueo if they find it by this time topengiunmorrow.

cyberwolf77

Rekop dog wrote: »

I've hidden the word penguin somewhere in this thread. I'll personaly give anyone 2000 eueo if they find it by this time topenguinmorrow.

Found it. :D

cHaTbOx

**coughs** "something random thread "

colrow

Oi No spitting on the boards

Melted M&M

Roy Walker says what he sees

colrow

Here i am working hard, selling the cows has made me sad especially Old Granny Moo

cyberwolf77

Sorry was I without any shoes. Then I met a man sans feet. I stole his shoes and now I'm happy.

p1akuw47h5r3it

I have to treat you like a SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

shqipshume

Having a very bad sad day

p1akuw47h5r3it

"Always look on the briiii sid'of life"

Mr Fonnen

Thats the thing about Freidrick Neitzche they say he caught syphillus when he ran away from home at age 14.I believe he contracted it in a whorehouse.And could probably contribute to his less than cheery outlook on life.Whatever happened to Honey nut loops?

gamblitis

Circular, non-cylindrical psychoanalytical triangles are the cornerstone of todays economic/fashion industry.......

Noone ever suspects the triangle

cyberwolf77

gamblitis wrote: »

Circular, non-cylindrical psychoanalytical triangles are the cornerstone of todays economic/fashion industry.......

Noone ever suspects the triangle

Also no one ever expects to meet the Pagan Inquisition

p to the e

I don't necessarily believe in the colour orange!

gamblitis

If con is the opposite of pro, then whats the opposite of progress?....congress!!

cyberwolf77

I have serious doubts about the validity of Einstein's Theory of General Relativity.

Queen-Mise

i went walking in the woods, and i found my self

gamblitis

I'm wearing a hat!

Matt Holck

uunng ungg ggig gigngng gen

gamblitis

*sings
"I'm a scat man" [/melodic outburst]

star-pants

I has a sad

gagomes

nah, they're not

EDIT: They use to!