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Nun Joke!

  • 06-11-2004 9:47pm
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    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices
    a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE
    OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES. He thinks it is just a figment of his
    imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees
    another sign which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5
    MILES and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives
    past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT
    RIGHT, his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the
    drive.
    On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a
    small sign next to the door reading SISTERS OF MERCY. He climbs the
    steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long
    black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers,
    "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly
    doing business."

    "Very well, my son. Please follow me." He is led through many
    winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
    closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this door". He does
    as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long
    habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place $50
    in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this
    hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second
    nun's cup. He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the
    door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door locks behind him, he
    finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO
    IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.


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