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Women or Handguns?

  • 08-11-2004 12:04pm
    #1
    banquo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭


    could well have been posted before, but meh... enjoy!
    The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
    when you're on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
    will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
    backup.

    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
    ammo.

    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
    fat?"

    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
    use it.

    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.


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