Yer Ma!

Aava

Yer Ma is so fat, she rolled over a Super Nintendo and made 4 Gameboys.

Yer Ma is so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed three episodes.

Yer Ma is so fat, she pays taxes in three different countries.

Yer Ma is so fat, she has a homeless family living under her.

Yer Ma is so fat, she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.

Yer Ma is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.

Yer Ma is so fat, that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yer Ma is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.

Yer Ma is so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yer Ma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yer Ma is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yer Ma is so fat, God couldn't light Earth till she moved.

Yer Ma is so fat, she fell and made the Grand Canyon.

Ro: maaan!

Aava wrote:

Yer Ma is so fat, she rolled over a Super Nintendo and made 4 Gameboys.

That one's brilliant.