The Convict

jank

A Man Escapes From Prison Where He Has Been For 15
Years. He Breaks

Into A House To Look For Money And Guns And Finds A
Young Couple In

Bed.



He Orders The Guy Out Of Bed And Ties Him To A Chair.
While Tying

The Girl To The Bed He Gets On Top Of Her, Kisses Her
Neck, Then Gets Up And

Goes Into The Bathroom.



While He's In There, The Husband Tells His Wife:
"listen, This Guy's

An Escaped Convict, Look At His Clothes! He Probably
Spent Lots Of Time

In Jail And Hasn't Seen A Woman In Years. I Saw How He
Kissed Your

Neck."



"if He Wants Sex, Don't Resist, Don't Complain, Do
Whatever He Tells

You. Satisfy Him No Matter How Much He Nauseates You.
This Guy Is

Probably Very Dangerous. If He Gets Angry, He'll Kill
Us. Be Strong,

Honey. I Love You"



To Which The Wife Responds: "he Wasn't Kissing My
Neck. He Was

Whispering In My Ear. He Told Me He Was Gay, Thought
You Were Cute, And Asked

If We Had Any Vaseline. I Told Him It Was In The
Bathroom. Be Strong

Honey. I Love You Too!!"

Capt'n Midnight

A Man Escapes From Prison Where He Has Been For 15 Years. He Breaks Into A House To Look For Money And Guns And Finds A Young Couple In Bed. He Orders The Guy Out Of Bed And Ties Him To A Chair. While Tying The Girl To The Bed He Gets On Top Of Her, Kisses Her Neck, Then Gets Up And Goes Into The Bathroom.

While He's In There, The Husband Tells His Wife: "listen, This Guy's An escaped Convict, Look At His Clothes! He Probably Spent Lots Of Time In Jail And Hasn't Seen A Woman In Years. I Saw How He Kissed Your Neck."

"if He Wants Sex, Don't Resist, Don't Complain, Do Whatever He Tells You. Satisfy Him No Matter How Much He Nauseates You. This Guy Is Probably Very Dangerous. If He Gets Angry, He'll Kill Us. Be Strong, Honey. I Love You"

To Which The Wife Responds: "he Wasn't Kissing My Neck. He Was Whispering In My Ear. He Told Me He Was Gay, Thought You Were Cute, And Asked If We Had Any Vaseline. I Told Him It Was In The Bathroom. Be Strong
Honey. I Love You Too!!"

Maximilian

A gay criminal breaks into a couple's house and wants to have sex with the man.

flyinfishmonkey

Maximilian wrote:

A gay criminal breaks into a couple's house and wants to have sex with the man.

... Don't forget about the vaseline bit Max..! OOh ow, ooh ow.. not nice without it! Personally I would have thought he'd have asked for the KY jelly. Better lube!
Edit: NOT speaking from experience of course..! hehehehe

Maximilian

Methinks thou dost protest too much