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Performance Appraisal Translator

  • 10-11-2004 5:20pm
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    cujimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    Performance Appraisal Translator


    Great Presentation Skills = Able to bull****

    Good Communication Skills = Always on the phone

    Average Employee = Not too bright

    Exceptionally Well Qualified = No major blunders (yet)

    Work is First Priority = Too ugly to get a date

    Active Socially = Drinks a lot

    Family is Active Socially = Spouse drinks, too

    Independent Worker = Nobody knows what he/she does

    Quick Thinking = Offers plausible excuses

    Careful Thinker = Won't make a decision

    Agressive = Obnoxious

    Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs = Gets someone else to do it

    Expresses Themselves Well = Speaks English

    Meticulous Attention to Detail = A nit picker

    Has Leadership Qulaities = Is tall or has a loud voice

    Exceptionally Good Judgement = Lucky

    Keen Sense of Humor = Knows a lot of dirty jokes

    Career Minded = Back Stabber

    Loyal = Can't get a job anywhere else


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