Best toilet graffiti...

therecklessone

Seen in the IFI toilet's last week:

Back in 5 minutes.
Godot.

JackKelly

at the very bottom of the door infront of the jacks written in very small writing:

"you are now shíting at 30 degrees"

Zaph

In the toilets of a Budapest hostel some years ago:

The toilet paper here is like Clint Eastwood - rough, tough and takes no sh*t

Ro: maaan!

CA building in DCU...

"Dump-o-rama"

MidnightQueen

Back in school there was one toilet with a smily face on the door inside the toilet and underneath it, it said smile ur shiitten.

Another one said:

Shiiting, the best way to shed a few pounds.

At the time they were funny.

aidan_walsh

The number of times I've been tempted to get the pen out and scribe "Who the hell writes on walls anyway?"

smoke.me.a.kipper

saw this in school:
"if you can read this, your sitting on a seat that ive shat all over"

lucky i was hovering.

climaxer

This was wrote in one of the ladies toilets in Waterford:

"Girls please stop using tampax for self pleasure........" - cant rememeber the end of the sentence - it was smudged :eek:

memphis

I say this posted on the wall of the jacks in superquinn clonmel
"These toilets are now under 24 hour survellience"
Or words to that effect!!!

And a few more:-

"Ladies, please remain sitted during the entire performance"

"Gents, please stand closer it maybe shorter than you think"

"Our aim is to keep this place clean, your aim will help"

DapperGent

My favourite ever has to be:

Girlz got geez

It has an elegant simplicty.

Saruman

I saw this once and think its class!!

"Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to wonder.
I come here to shít and stink,
and fart like bloody thunder!"

Piste

Not toilet graffiti but on a wall in temple bar yesterday

Puff Daddy is Lovely

uberwolf

at the bottom of jacks doors somewhere in UCD

beware the gay limbo dancing pygmies

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

pointing to the gap at the bottom

Piste

The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth




































If that's ok with everyone else

PH01

Saw this under a bridge on the N4 there at Lucan. It simply said "ROMANS".
Haven't a clue what it means or if it's a toilet. But hey?

pickarooney

Probably one of those bible quotes, like John 3.15, but they weren't bothered looking up the exact chapter.

PH01

or probably they meant to add "...go home!" to the end, maybe?

pickarooney

Romanes eunt domus? Romanes eunt domus??

CuLT

Similar to Saruman's, think I was 12 yo in Atlantic Homecare or something 0_o :

"Some come here to sit and think,
You come here to sh1t and stink,
I come here to scratch my balls,
And write graffiti on the walls."

Bea-UTIFUL.

CuLT

pickarooney wrote:

Romanes eunt domus? Romanes eunt domus??

Bigus Dickus?

PH01

pickarooney wrote:

Romanes eunt domus? Romanes eunt domus??

"No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!"

gubby

I remember seeing on toilet door instead of ladies and gents they said .. pointers and setters
I was a hunting pub.

DublinWriter

Not toilet graffiti, but I remember in the early 80's there was a legendary piece of graffiti on the Rock Road in Blackrock that seemed to be there for years, I don't think anyone had the heart to scrub it off.

It was 'Free Nicky Kelly', then someone added "with every packet of Cornflakes' stencilled neatly underneath.

Piste

Sign by a church: 'Holy Be You'

Written under it my some skanger: 'Holy be your Ma'

smoke.me.a.kipper

PH01 wrote:

"No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!"

how many romans?

Raphael

Best graffitti Ever

"ULSTER SAYS NO!"
beneath that:
"But the man from Del Monte says yes!"
beneath that again:
"And he's an orangeman"

Sherifu

Saw this in college:

Flush hard!
It has to make it all the way to the canteen.

Raphael

There's one in one of the DCU bathrooms, Henry Grattan bulding, 1st floor, farthest cubicle from the door. The bathroom overlooks the little rock garden thingy. Anywho, theres a cool poem thing in therte, I cannae remember it though

swiss

Roman go to the house? What is that?

Piste

rmulryan wrote:

Saw this in college:

Flush hard!
It has to make it all the way to the canteen.

That wouldn't be the DCU canteen by any chance?

PH01

smoke.me.a.kipper wrote:

how many romans?

Aah!
Come on!
'R-- Romanus'?
Goes like...?
'Annus'?
Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
Eh. 'Anni'?
'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
'Go'. Let--
Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
So 'eunt' is...?
Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?

pickarooney

Locative!

oops...

Imperative?

PH01

Which is...?

Sherifu

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

That wouldn't be the DCU canteen by any chance?

No, but i suppose its a generic thing.

Ro: maaan!

Raphael wrote:

There's one in one of the DCU bathrooms, Henry Grattan bulding, 1st floor, farthest cubicle from the door. The bathroom overlooks the little rock garden thingy. Anywho, theres a cool poem thing in therte, I cannae remember it though

Ahh! Now I'm gonna have to go searching for it...

Raphael

=p

The instructions are preety specific, it's well worth searching for, quite cool

Bring a camera!

FranknFurter

back in college.........

"WARNING! THIS TOILET IS FREQUENTED BY GAY MEN WHO WILL TAKE YOU ROUGHLY FROM BEHIND!!"















I sat there and waited for so long,......not a single one......*sob*


-walks off sobbing and sniffling "im ugly"-

pretty-in-pink

best i saw,

"Don't look beind the toilet seat......"

behind the toilet seat was

"This action has set off an alarm, and soon you will die, i tried to warn you............."

pretty-in-pink

come to think of it, that was kinda ****

Piste

In the womens toilet in DCU beside CG115 there was a whole wall of conversation where peoole wrote up they're problems and other people tried to help them...........kinda like a primitive PI forum.

Saruman

CuLT wrote:

Similar to Saruman's, think I was 12 yo in Atlantic Homecare or something 0_o :

"Some come here to sit and think,
You come here to sh1t and stink,
I come here to scratch my balls,
And write graffiti on the walls."

Bea-UTIFUL.

Ah ha.. mine is better Well er... the person who wrote it was anyway :cool:

gaui3d0pnbz86o

In the computer science block of nui maynooth, over the toiler paper dispercer:

Pull for arts degree.

In the arts block, there is a area of wall about a foot by a foot that is a hole and a board is covering it, above scrolled is: Here lyes the back door to narnia

By the johnny machine, insert baby for refund

glynf

" In this toilet there is no paper,
but behind the bowl you'll find a scraper,
if the scraper can't be found,
drag your arse along the ground"

can't remember where.

danniemcq

my personal fave (altough it was outside the toilets)

O O A Q I C I 8 2 Q B 4 I P

translation...

oh oh a q i see i hate to q before i pee

grimsbymatt

Here I sit and contemplate, do I sh;t or masturbate.

Rozabeez

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

Sign by a church: 'Holy Be You'

Written under it my some skanger: 'Holy be your Ma'

Are you calling me a skanger? YER MA!

Le Rack

sorry to interupt monty python in all its greatness but my personal fave is "for a game of tennis look to oppisite wall" <look at oppisite wall> "for a game of tennis look to oppisite wall" pathetic and silly as it is it gets me every time.....

WeakSignal

written on the floor in the corner of my schools senior toilets.

"there is a time and playce for everything"
and under it is a ... cum.. mark.

colrow

Advice from the water board in ingland during a drought


If its its yellow let it mellow

If its brown flush it down.



If you sprinkle
When you Tinkle
Please be sweet
and wipe the seat

The painters work
Was all in vain
The boghouse Poet
Strikes again

Rhyme

Written on the inside of the door in one of the Quadrangle toilets in IADT;

"Beware limbo dancers."

Matt Holck

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