Best toilet graffiti...

Hoo-Haa

"Here I sit broken hearted, came to shiit but only farted"

Whosbetter?

Written above urinal at work;

Your family's future lies in your hands

Prof.Badass

When in 6th year I went up to DCU for their open day, half worried that the end of an era of messing and juvenility was nigh.
Scared about having to suddenly mature before my time, I went into one of the cubicles and there greeted me a deligtful depiction of a fellow with an ejaculating penis for a nose and a scrotum for a chin, along with the caption "hey hey kids, It's cockface!".

It brought about a smile upon my face and it was then that i realised college wasn't going to be so bad afterall.

2 stroke

In this toilet there is no paper
In the corner you will find a scraper
If the scraper cant be found
Drag your arse along the ground.

2 stroke

Instructions for use of this paper.
Pass one end of paper between legs, from back to front.
Pull until brown stripe disappears.

Queen-Mise

In one of the toilets in my college, there is the line - Fcuk is Good

Everytime I see it, I get stuck in the grammar :o
Is the word Fcuk good? Is fcuking good? Is there a person called Fcuk, who is good?
It just seems to be a random use of a swear word in a sentence.


In another toilet in a bagel shop,

They was a sign in the toilet (it was tiny) - No Smoking, and a few people had added to it, 'Or no swinging cats', 'No juggling chainsaws', 'No ballet dancing'. It was quite funny.

Kristopherus

From the 1980s when emigration was rife. On the back of the loo door in the local "Why emigrate ? You can make a load here ! "

2 stroke

Written in large letters above urinals
BEWARE OF HOMOSEXUALS

















Written in small letters on skirting board below handdrier
You were warned

ttm

Does unintentional graffiti count?

Seen a few years back on the doors of both the Ladies and Gents Toilets in the Tesco’s store near Pembroke docks in the UK, Tesco’s own signs saying...

"Every little counts".

outsidearth

ROMANS - polish word: romance, love affair.
:cool:

Joey the lips

"deposit non-refundable"

sinkingfish

Hey all,

I'm just starting a new log for toilet grffiti. If you see something cool, take a snap and send it on in. Will get getting an mms number too soon.

Brill

P.S. we're almost finished redoing the design, all constructive welcome.

Brian
www.crapperdoodle.com

not bakunin

above an arrow pointing to the toilet paper holder in an NUIG toilet:


"ARTS DEGREES, PLEASE TAKE ONE"

ps3man

the pi** game with a dart board markered on the door for a target

TriceMarie

If you always do what you've always done,
you'll always get what you've always got..go for better

Lushed1

I remember seeing a sign years ago in some pub before the smoking ban and i thought it was quite funny.

-Please don't throw fag butts into urinals as it makes them soggy and hard to smoke-