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You just can't beat....

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭Nick_oliveri


    Aava wrote:
    Hugs. And cuddling.

    and that rush of adreneline that will follow soon after.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭tovalee


    hitting the "compile" button and getting no errors.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 492 ✭✭climaxer


    You just can't beat....

    ...a session on Sunday morning

    ...the look of joy on a kids face on xmas morning after seeing what Santa got them

    ...veg out night in front of the tv with a few beers, good company and getting a chicken curry and fried rice delivered

    ...the being in love feeling

    ...when your daughter tells you you're the best Mammy in the world

    ...when your two year old son runs up to you when you come home from work and gives you a big kiss and cuddle and is delighted that your home

    ...a relaxing hot bath with candles and loads of bubbles (even better if you have a special person to share it with

    ...a few beers on a Sunday afternoon on a hot summers day in the beer-garden

    ...when your boss says unexpectedly that we're taking a half day :) - happended yesterday


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭monkey tennis


    Has anyone mentioned Discworld's own Broken Drum yet? You can't beat that...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,828 ✭✭✭ven0m


    ANAL SEX


    ::: ven0mous :::


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Kêrmêttê


    You just can't beat bubbles... cos they burst!

    I'm sure you could try beating Buubles though... but I reckon he'd just hit you back! :p hehe!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    tovalee wrote:
    hitting the "compile" button and getting no errors.
    Writing more than 10 lines, then hitting the compile button and getting no errors :)

    Seeing a partner's ex, or person you hate, and they've put on weight or been horribly disfigured somehow.

    Smashing a brick wall with a sledgehammer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    A pint of Avonmore chocolate milk
    no doubt, that stuff is gooood


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    A Lap dance when your hungover.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Having to ask for extra wide condoms.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Or the look on a girls face when you take off your pants :eek: followed by :D followed by :eek: again


  • Registered Users Posts: 449 ✭✭leef23


    having your balls sucked :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    .... a dog round the head with a newspaper when he's humping your leg.
    ven0m wrote:
    ANAL SEX
    How true! In some case's it's been known to make your whole week.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh




  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    seamus wrote:
    Seeing a partner's ex, or person you hate, and they've put on weight or been horribly disfigured somehow.

    Jesus, even your partner's ex has friends you know. There must be a good side to them. A little paranoid are we?
    I hope you never go with any of my ex's. I'll be watching my back.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭PH01


    Quitten time on Friday's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭Burago


    Walking to the bus or DART just as it arrives
    Beers on a sunday afternoon during a long weekend
    A spliff after a hard day
    Blow jobs :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 471 ✭✭tovalee


    a man who knows how to rub a womans feet ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    A woman who never asks you to rub her feet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭rmacm


    tovalee wrote:
    hitting the "compile" button and getting no errors.

    Indeed that has to be one of the best feelings in the world.

    Cheers
    Rory


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    A woman who HAS no feet ... just little stumps so she can get nearer the kitchen sink when she's washing my dishes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    .... children.


    it's illegal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    You just can't beat....
    ...yourself off in the middle of Grafton Street anymore.

    It's performance art, guard, I swear!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    a hot chicken fillet baguette with grated cheese and loads of mayonnaise.

    my mams christmas pudding

    a hug from my dad

    putting my hand on my sisters tummy and feeling my niece/nephew kicking.

    my bed

    a jack daniels and coke with good music and good company


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Wolf


    Anything free.

    Showers.

    Toast.

    Sleeping.


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