What would you change about yourself?

If you could change one thing about yourself what would you change.
It can be anything at all, from looks to personality.

woosaysdan

my socks

cajun_tiger

my tummy thats it and i'm doing that at the mo with exercise (",)

Hobbes

my bank balance.

ToxicPaddy

Hobbes wrote:

my bank balance.

ditto

Tox

BolBill

I'd like bigger breasts.

Well actually, I'd just like breasts, I would never leave the flat !!!!!

cajun_tiger

BolBill wrote:

I'd like bigger breasts.

Well actually, I'd just like breasts, I would never leave the flat !!!!!

big boobs are good... not leaving house great even better though is if theresomeone hot to play with them for you

PH01

cajun_tiger wrote:

big boobs are good... not leaving house great even better though is if theresomeone hot to play with them for you

I prefer shape rather then size.

cajun_tiger

what is fave shape? melon is my fave shape

woosaysdan

round ones

Zulu

1/2 a stone.

PH01

cajun_tiger wrote:

what is fave shape? melon is my fave shape

Perky. You know the kind, the kind that sit up and say 'hello'! And they've gotta be natural.
But, I'm getting off topic here a bit...

Ro: maaan!

Go to church everyday and be a good boy...

RossFixxxed

Good eyesight. Or maybe make my nerves in my feet non damaged. Boobs would also be a bonus!

Ross

Nala

-I'd have 20/20 vision.
-I'd have more money.
-I'd be a good singer.

joejoem

Absolutely nothing.

Dr. Loon

joejoem wrote:

Absolutely nothing.

Sing it again now! War.... uhh... ah good God! Hrrmmph....What is it good for????

ShiverinEskimo

I wouldn't mind losing a bit of weight but then again it has shaped my personality to 'Jolly' which has resulted in a lot of laughs.
If not that then i'd to change myself to realise my potential instead of being lazy and underachieving.

Oh and on tit shape the word 'Pert' goes a long way with me. Big/small whatever as long as they are 'Pert'.
hahaha.

Aava

An exciting, well-paid job would be nice.

Seraphina

i like some self esteem
or happyness
either would do

flygirl

Pretty happy with myself as I have recently lost 1.5 stone but would like to lose another, then that would be it.
When I was younger I used to spend my time wishing I wasn't so tall (I'm 5'11) as all my friends were 'petite' and I used to feel like a giant, but as I've got older I've grown to like it and now I wouldn't change it at all....so useful for going to gigs...;)
At the risk of paraphrasing an old saying you've got to change the things that are within your power to change if you're not happy with them, and make peace with the things you can't.

Sleepy

My bank balance. It's the cause of nearly all my problems. With a big enough bank balance, you don't have to ever work a boring job again. You can take as much time off as you like. You can use all this extra time with your money to get fit, get plastic surgery (if you're that way inclined), find love or whatever it is you need to be happy, go new places, learn new things etc.

So, it's the only logical answer: I'd change my bank balance to a number approaching infinity.

445279.ie

20/20 vision would be fantastic. I'd love to wake up in the morning and not have to squint at the clock and root around for my glasses. :mad:

I'd also like to loose some weight!

Nemici

the

"kill them"

voices

"kill them all"

in

"murder your family"

my

"hide the bodies"

head

Spalk0

Well i would like to actually gain a bit more weight!

Would also like a bigger bank balance too!

Zulu

Sleepy wrote:

So, it's the only logical answer: I'd change my bank balance to a number approaching infinity.

What was I thinking, how stoopid of me, of course, money.

I to would like to sell my soul for some yankee dollars. ...and by some, I mean lots. ...and by "would like", I mean "am compelled to".
Ah to be rich, filthy rich, England lotto rich. Solve all my problems, plus I could afford a hard-core drug addiction, and buy more love.

Sleepy

Irish lotto will do me. The first million's the only one that's hard to make. The rest make themselves.

Zulu

3 million min for me. I don't come cheap.
1 million house.
1 million car/things for house/drink/lifestyle.
1 million investment in high risk/low gain projects.

ven0m

6 months ago if I'd been asked this I woulda said 4 or 5 stone, but I've done that..... wish I could get rid of my man-tits cos christ they ****in annoy me!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Wish I could change the fact I worry about **** incessantly instead of 'going with the flow'..... cos that really sucks & causes me to do my own head in @ the best of times!!!!


::: ven0mous :::

joejoem

Seraphina wrote:

i like some self esteem
or happyness
either would do

That is so depressing

joejoem

flygirl wrote:

Pretty happy with myself as I have recently lost 1.5 stone but would like to lose another, then that would be it.
When I was younger I used to spend my time wishing I wasn't so tall (I'm 5'11) as all my friends were 'petite' and I used to feel like a giant, but as I've got older I've grown to like it and now I wouldn't change it at all....so useful for going to gigs...;)
At the risk of paraphrasing an old saying you've got to change the things that are within your power to change if you're not happy with them, and make peace with the things you can't.

That is a great height for a girl, its pretty hard to find girls that height, Im 6'7" so your height is definitly a plus! There is nothing worse that a sore neck, or pretending I can hear what a girl is saying. If only there were more like you.....

Spalk0

thats tall!......know what ya mean though!there were some girls i just really couldnt go out with because they were so much shorter than me!right pain in the neck sometimes!.....im only 6 2" though and get that problem occasionally!

flygirl

joejoem wrote:

That is a great height for a girl, its pretty hard to find girls that height, Im 6'7" so your height is definitly a plus! There is nothing worse that a sore neck, or pretending I can hear what a girl is saying. If only there were more like you.....

How you doin'?

Kalina

I'd like to be about 3 inches taller, other than that I'm relatively happy.

LegacyUser

i'd prolly get it reduced in size, I keep tripping over it :eek:

Canis Lupus

flygirl wrote:

How you doin'?

LOL he could be a 6'7" lanky piece of string unless u like em like that :P

landser

i would transport myself back to 1941, tell auld Adolf that i was from the future and that invading the USSR might be a bit hasty, build up his confidence in me, kill him, end the anti - commitern pact with Japan and make friends with americans. I'd then invade england, conquer them and make them all speak irish and german. then, as the ruler of western europe, i'd rename it Irlandia, and make hurling compulsory. finallly, i'd sit back and drink g & T's all day while inventing rock & roll.

Failing this, I'd like to have less time on my hands

joejoem

flygirl wrote:

How you doin'?

He He, Im doing good baby how you doin?

Thanks for the benifit of the doubt there Cannis!

I wouldnt call myself a lanky piece of string....Very well proportioned.

And yourself?

Canis Lupus

Azoo

I'd like a bigger sperm count.

Chinafoot

i would.........

lose weight
be less aggro when im drunk
have a bit more tact as i tend to be just a tad on the blunt side.
oh and i would also like to have a talent.....not fussy about what it is....anything at all.

banquo

-would replace my right arm with a rocket launcher.
-night vision
-the ability to fly.

Spalk0

banquo wrote:

-would replace my right arm with a rocket launcher.

You'd wanna be carefull taking a piss there our lad! :eek:

banquo

thanks trigger. guess i'll just have to give up pissing through my arm.

climaxer

I'd like to be able to be invisible whenever I wanted to. Oh what fun I'd have

Zulu

a rocket launcher, eh, interesting.

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BEAT

well I love me, but I would definitley change my metabolism if I could..I'd speed that fecker right up I would!
It's pretty snail like atm